diehard Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Sam Keller doesnt tea-bag women... He potatoe sacks em!!! Quote Link to comment
HuskerJosh82 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller doesnt tea-bag women... He potatoe sacks em!!! You guy's are effing funny!! Quote Link to comment
DrTom4Prez Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller has such a cannon for an arm, he has to duck after he throws or the ball will hit him in the back of his head! Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller once punched a man in his soul! Quote Link to comment
diehard Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller can speak braille Kids piss their name in the snow, sam pisses his name in concrete Sam once visited the virgin islands...they are now the islands Sam clogs the toilet when he pees Sam puts the 'laughter' in 'mansLAUGHTER' Sam can do a wheelie on a unicycle Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 The original statue of David had a small goh-tee, it was later altered to protect the innocent. Quote Link to comment
hskrdedhed Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 He once shot a man just for snoring. You can read all about in Time Life Books series Heros of the Huskers. Quote Link to comment
diehard Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Sam Keller finds it delicious. Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Keller is so environmentaly concious he cut holes in the floor boards and removed his engine like Fred Flintstone. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller has such a cannon for an arm, he has to duck after he throws or the ball will hit him in the back of his head! love the sCUm photo Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Celebrities all want to party with Hugh Heffner. All Hef' wants to do is party with Sam Keller. Kryptonite destroys Superman. Sam Keller mixes it in with his Wheaties. The reason that Bill Callahan holds scrimmages with non-contact with the quarterback is not to protect Sam Keller, it is to protect the defense. Professor Stephen Hawkings got the idea for his best-seller "A Brief History Of Time" from one of Sam Keller's 1st grade finger paintings. Quote Link to comment
huskerstag Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 The movie Alien vs. Predator is a biographical account of Sam Keller's first sexual experience. Quote Link to comment
cmb23 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 The US Government and National Park Service will be meeting in the fall of '07 to vote who Sam Keller gets to replace on Mount Rushmore. Quote Link to comment
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