cmb23 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 As a child Sam Keller once wished upon a star...the Death Star. Quote Link to comment
huskerstag Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Keller's receivers always cradle the football like a baby because Sam actually throws them babies in practice. Quote Link to comment
FriscoTXHusker Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 In a previous life, long before recorded history, Sam Keller invented football. At that time he called it Huskerball. The name was switched by dark forces and Sam Keller has returned in this life to Restore the Order at which time Huskerball will be returned to it's rightful place. Quote Link to comment
FriscoTXHusker Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Chase Daniel derives his power from eating Sam Keller's buggers which he orders monthly and stores in a small freezer in his locker. Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Years ago Sam Keller tried the drug extacy...............that was when the Baja penensula was created. Quote Link to comment
diehard Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Sam Kellers sperm is so badass, he had sex with Jessica Alba, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion. Quote Link to comment
HuskerJosh82 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Who would win in a fight, Sam Keller or, Chuck Norris? Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 sh!t thats' a tough one, we wouldn't know. the earth would explode before we could see the result...too much awesomeness Quote Link to comment
FriscoTXHusker Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I read somewhere that the US military asked Sam Keller to go to Iraq and destroy Al Qaeda, and bring back Bin Laden but Sam turned them down because he had important work to do in Lincoln. Quote Link to comment
huskernation13 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I read somewhere that the US military asked Sam Keller to go to Iraq and destroy Al Qaeda, and bring back Bin Laden but Sam turned them down because he had important work to do in Lincoln. Sam Keller can land an f-14 on an aircraft carrier inverted. Quote Link to comment
huskernation13 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Sam Keller set the land speed record on a pair of roller skates. Quote Link to comment
huskernation13 Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Sam Keller can fly a kite with no string. Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 Sam Keller set the land speed record on a pair of roller skates. Â Â I actually personally know the guy that did, and it isn't Sam Keller. Quote Link to comment
skersOVRsc Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Sam Keller deer hunts by throwing rocks. Quote Link to comment
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