Husker VA Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 One foggy night, a Nebraska fan and an Oklahoma fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Lincoln. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Oklahoma fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Nebraska fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Oklahoma fan walks over to the Nebraska fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Nebraska fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Nebraska fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Oklahoma fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Oklahoma fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Oklahoma fan hands it back to the Nebraska fan and says, "Your turn!" The Husker fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up." Quote Link to comment
husker B-rent Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 nicely done! Quote Link to comment
Huskerballz Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Haha! If you replace Oklahoma fan with Colorado fan, it'd be even funnier. Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Haha! If you replace Oklahoma fan with Colorado fan, it'd be even funnier. Or add Neuheisel.... Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Very nice, but a waste of good JD. Give the Okie Old Rot Gut he won't know the diff. T_O_B Quote Link to comment
HuskerFan505 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 One foggy night, a Nebraska fan and an Oklahoma fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Lincoln. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Oklahoma fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Nebraska fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Oklahoma fan walks over to the Nebraska fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Nebraska fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Nebraska fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Oklahoma fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Oklahoma fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Oklahoma fan hands it back to the Nebraska fan and says, "Your turn!" The Husker fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up." Haha! If you replace Oklahoma fan with Colorado fan, it'd be even funnier. , Haha nice, I respect Oklahoma though, Buff the Fuffaloes, GO BIG RED. Quote Link to comment
armed1 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 News out of Manhattan A Kansas St. fan was injured this past weekend at a pie eating contest. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cow stepped on his head. Quote Link to comment
Bleeding Husker Red Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 News out of Manhattan A Kansas St. fan was injured this past weekend at a pie eating contest. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cow stepped on his head. oh that's brutal...... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 News out of Manhattan A Kansas St. fan was injured this past weekend at a pie eating contest. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cow stepped on his head. oh that's brutal...... hope the cow didnt hurt its foot Quote Link to comment
Micheal Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 News out of Manhattan A Kansas St. fan was injured this past weekend at a pie eating contest. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A cow stepped on his head. oh that's brutal...... hope the cow didnt hurt its foot good thinkin Quote Link to comment
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