New Political Correctness

[husker rob]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,

 

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'

 

You must now refer to them as

 

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

 

 

 

And furthermore

 

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

 

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

 

 

2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

 

 

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

 

 

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

 

 

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

 

 

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

 

 

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

 

 

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

 

 

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

 

 

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

 

 

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

 

 

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

 

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

 

 

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

 

 

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

 

 

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

 

'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

 

 

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

 

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

 

 

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

 

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

 

 

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

 

'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

[sarge87]

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Those are pretty good.

[T_O_Bull]

Most of the "Rectal Clevege" I have noticed lately has been of the female persuation.

My thanks to those young ladies and to the gentlemen who designed their jeans.

T_O_B

[BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA]

Funny stuff!

[strigori]

Most of the "Rectal Clevege" I have noticed lately has been of the female persuation.

My thanks to those young ladies and to the gentlemen who designed their jeans.

T_O_B

I wish that was what I saw the most of, but my job has me inside Wal-marts, and at least 9 of 10 "Rectal Cleavage" is from 300+ pound men....*shudder*

[Wild Bill]

I like those, Rob, except that this one's racist:

 

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

 

' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'