epocSoN Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Let me preface this by saying that I live with my Fiance and best friend from high school in Lincoln. They both leave to go to class early every morning between 7:30 and 8:30. I usually park my car at the end of the driveway so they can get out and I don't have ot move my car every single morning, then once I get up and go to class, the car will be moved by 9am. This morning I woke up to a note on my car that stated the following: Last Warning: If this vehicle blocks this sidewalk ever again, it will be significantly vandalized. I hate cops and prefer to deal with issues like this myself. If it happens again after that, its owner will be significantly vandalized. Please do not consider this a bluff. Just park the F*ing gay piece of S*it farther forward you lazy F*cking piece of *hit. Sincerely, A concerned citizen. --- I just called the cops and they are on their way.... I hate people like this, and I'm highly doubting that they know, or have ever even seen me. Interesting side information that makes this story more worth while... a. I'm 6 foot 6inch tall b. I'm 255lbs c. I train in mixed martial arts. I know this will most likely get moved but I didn't know where to put it. And I had to tell somebody... Quote Link to comment
CENTEXHUSKER Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Double dog dare ya to park it there again on Monday...... Quote Link to comment
epocSoN Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 we'll see what the cops say when they get here. Quote Link to comment
skerfan1705 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Double dog dare ya to park it there again on Monday...... YES! Park it...and wait quietly in the shadows for the perfect time to spring forward and unleash your own brand of vigilanti justice! Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 epoc = kung fu panda? Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Leave the parking spot empty and leave this note instead: "Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your concern. Please understand however, this is where I have to park my car after I get home from f'ing your sister and mom (sometimes at the same time) until they both walk like cowboys who've riden an elephant for 3 hours. By the way, your mom says put on some clean underwear and mind your own f'ing business you piece of sh#t! Sincerely, Yo Momma's Boy-Toy" Quote Link to comment
snootalope Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Or, obey the law and don't block the sidewalk like a good citizen. just a thought Quote Link to comment
epocSoN Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Leave the parking spot empty and leave this note instead: "Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your concern. Please understand however, this is where I have to park my car after I get home from f'ing your sister and mom (sometimes at the same time) until they both walk like cowboys who've riden an elephant for 3 hours. By the way, your mom says put on some clean underwear and mind your own f'ing business you piece of sh#t! Sincerely, Yo Momma's Boy-Toy" Quote Link to comment
CENTEXHUSKER Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Double dog dare ya to park it there again on Monday...... YES! Park it...and wait quietly in the shadows for the perfect time to spring forward and unleash your own brand of vigilanti justice! You don't happen to live on Bo's jogging path do ya? Just saying.... LMAO at Kung Fu Panda .... Quote Link to comment
billdozer15 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 All of these are classic responses. Just hope Mr. Suh isnt the concerned citizen. Quote Link to comment
frazier9495 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I'm going to guess the cop tells you not to block the side walk. Just a guess, but I would say blocking the sidewalk is illegal. Quote Link to comment
epocSoN Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Or, obey the law and don't block the sidewalk like a good citizen. just a thought You really think me blocking the sidewalk from 10pm at night to 9am in the morning warrants this note? Quote Link to comment
snootalope Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Or, obey the law and don't block the sidewalk like a good citizen. just a thought You really think me blocking the sidewalk from 10pm at night to 9am in the morning warrants this note? No.....that note is pretty extreme. However, you never know what cracked out meth-head lives down the street that likes to walk his two cracked out dogs at midnight. FYI, I used to have a neighbor who enjoyed his illegal substances that did exactly that. Dude walked his dog at like 11pm every night.... very odd. For what it's worth, it is illegal to block a sidewalk, so don't be surprised if Barney5 says something supporting the intended goal of the note... Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Or, obey the law and don't block the sidewalk like a good citizen. just a thought You really think me blocking the sidewalk from 10pm at night to 9am in the morning warrants this note? No.....that note is pretty extreme. However, you never know what cracked out meth-head lives down the street that likes to walk his two cracked out dogs at midnight. FYI, I used to have a neighbor who enjoyed his illegal substances that did exactly that. Dude walked his dog at like 11pm every night.... very odd. For what it's worth, it is illegal to block a sidewalk, so don't be surprised if Barney5 says something supporting the intended goal of the note... the note itself may be illegal, however, so it is good you called the cops. Quote Link to comment
epocSoN Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 I didn't know whether to call them or not... We'll see how this all turns out. Quote Link to comment
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