huskernation20 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.' Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Ha ha! A real coffee spewer that one. Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 That was great!!! Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 don't need no gun neither. GBR Quote Link to comment
sky hy ironman Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 HA! HA! HA!! Excellent! Excellent! Like those jokes where you can't even see the punchline coming. I am definitely adding this one to my joke list. Quote Link to comment
kansas husker Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Can't believe it took me this long to find this thread. :laughpound :laughpound Quote Link to comment
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