Priceless Christmas Party

[GSG]

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.

He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was

feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

 

He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a

couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to

them a single red rose!!

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and

pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring

back at him in the bathroom mirror . Then he notices a note hanging on the

corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from

his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get

groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.. I love you,

darling!

Love, Helen'

 

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,

steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper..

His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.what

happened last night?'

 

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M.., drunk and out of your mind you fell

over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and

got that black eye when you ran into the door..'

 

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and

so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

 

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone b!tch, I'm married!!'

 

Broken Coffee Table $239.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $0.38

Saying the Right thing, at the Right time:

 

PRICELESS

[GM_Tood]

[RockyMountainOySker]

:laughpound Awesome.

[Street Novelist]

Jim Rome: "Phenomenal!"

[BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA]

[CornHOLIO]

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[Minnesota_husker]

I need to tell Drunk Minnesota_husker to do that....

[Roxy15]

Good One:) Laughed A lot:) Thx