epocSoN Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Sterup - Frankenstein. I don't want to be picky... but that's not Frankenstein... I googled Frankenstein, Who is it? Herman Munster? Thats Frankenstien's Monster. Frankenstein was the doctor that built him. I know, i'm an ass. It's just a common mistake people make but it annoys me every time lol. 1 Quote Link to comment
Hammerhead Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Rex Burkhead T-Rex I dunno, I was thinking more like Wherein the log cabin about to be crushed is a hapless cornerback attempting to tackle Rex and Dromiceiomimus is the opposing coach. (Dinosaur Comics is the greatest thing since Calvin & Hobbes, by the way.) Quote Link to comment
GBRsal Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Taylor's throwing motion Kim Kardashian's throwing motion Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Derek Zoolander Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will. Quote Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Derek Zoolander Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will. Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too. Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Derek Zoolander Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will. Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too. Yeah, it was a center for ants. How can quarterbacks learn how to throw good when they can't even fit in the building!? It needed to be like...three times the size that it was. 1 Quote Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Derek Zoolander Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will. Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too. Yeah, it was a center for ants. How can quarterbacks learn how to throw good when they can't even fit in the building!? It needed to be like...three times the size that it was. Po- "Quarterbacks don't think for themselves." Taylor- "That's not true!" Po- "Yes it is, Taylor." Taylor- "Ok." 1 Quote Link to comment
Badger_HB Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Pelini: "Taylor, what do we do when we fall off the horse?" (Taylor with a blank stare) Pelini: "We...get back on!" Taylor: "Sorry Bo, I'm not a gymnast" 1 Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Pelini: "Taylor, what do we do when we fall off the horse?" (Taylor with a blank stare) Pelini: "We...get back on!" Taylor: "Sorry Bo, I'm not a gymnast" Very well done, gentleman! +1 to both of you for making me laugh. P.S. All the files are here, in the computer! *breaks computer* Where did all the files go? Quote Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Bo- "Taylor, that was unbelievable!" Taylor- "I know! I threw the ball!" Bo- "That too. But, Taylor, you threw a touchdown pass!" Taylor- "Oh, right, cool." Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Bo- "Taylor, that was unbelievable!" Taylor- "I know! I threw the ball!" Bo- "That too. But, Taylor, you threw a touchdown pass!" Taylor- "Oh, right, cool." Taylor: Who am I? Taylor reflection: I don't know... Quote Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 "For the past two years, quarterbacking has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Tay-lor Mar-tin-ez." [Taylor slowly counts the syllables of his fingers.] Quote Link to comment
Ratt Mhule Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 "For the past two years, quarterbacking has had a shadow cast over it by one man and five syllables: Tay-lor Mar-tin-ez." [Taylor slowly counts the syllables of his fingers.] Tim Beck: Hello, Taylor! Taylor: Hello? Beck: Welcome to your relaxation time! Let this wonderful 80's classic soothe you. Just a nice, warm, happy time. Happy!...Happy!....Happy! hahahahahaha Okay, Im done. I can go all night with Zoolander quotes if I wanted to, but Im throwing in the towel. Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Conor McDermott Colin McDermott 7 Quote Link to comment
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