Muslim women should NOT handle cucumbers

[NUance]

Islamic cleric reportedly warns Muslim woman not to handle cucumbers,

bananas and carrots for fear of sexual thoughts

NewsCore December 11, 2011 9:31PM 7 comments

 

 

 

AN ISLAMIC cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce to avoid having "sexual thoughts."

 

The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party - preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband - should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.

 

Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric's list of forbidden foods for women. LINK

[NUance]

 

But what about potatoes?

[T_O_Bull]

Are these people really serious or are they trying for a geaust appearence on Letterman? I imagine he also warned about not playing softball.

T_O_B

G>B>R

[HUSKER 37]

Islamic cleric reportedly warns Muslim woman not to handle cucumbers,

bananas and carrots for fear of sexual thoughts

NewsCore December 11, 2011 9:31PM 7 comments

 

 

 

AN ISLAMIC cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce to avoid having "sexual thoughts."

 

The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party - preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband - should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.

 

Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric's list of forbidden foods for women. LINK

 

Too bad Lorena Bobbit wasn't Muslim.

She could've used this as a defense.

[krc1995]

Bo didnt want them, or they decided they didnt want Bo?

The contacted him. He listened and declined and then asked if he could talk to Larry Johnson.

now that is a hybred tater

[HUSKER 37]

Bo didnt want them, or they decided they didnt want Bo?

The contacted him. He listened and declined and then asked if he could talk to Larry Johnson.

now that is a hybred tater

 

 

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

 

Dictator

[gobiggergoredder]

 

But what about potatoes?

 

Did you post this just to post the potato? Either way...real funny.