Excel Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I found this gem in some dark corner of the internet and thought I'd share... "A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders" 1 Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Title said "little story". Should've been "Wall O' Text with no apparent purpose". 2 Link to comment
Excel Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 Title said "little story". Should've been "Wall O' Text with no apparent purpose". It's supposed to be ironic, or satirical or witty or something, I enjoyed it at least. 1 Link to comment
walksalone Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Title said "little story". Should've been "Wall O' Text with no apparent purpose". It's supposed to be ironic, or satirical or witty or something, I enjoyed it at least. f'n classic Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Title said "little story". Should've been "Wall O' Text with no apparent purpose". It's supposed to be ironic, or satirical or witty or something, I enjoyed it at least. Well ok. It was something. Link to comment
HSKR Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 What exactly is a "Jewishly" smirk? Maybe one of the anti-semites on here could explain that one to me? Link to comment
Excel Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 What exactly is a "Jewishly" smirk? Maybe one of the anti-semites on here could explain that one to me? ...and cue Sub Link to comment
308_Husker Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Stay away from 4chan. Not many live to tell its' tales. 1 Link to comment
walksalone Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 What exactly is a "Jewishly" smirk? Maybe one of the anti-semites on here could explain that one to me? ...and cue Sub Link to comment
Cactusboy Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I think Colbert wrote that. Link to comment
Sub-Husker Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 What exactly is a "Jewishly smirk? Maybe one of the anti-semites on here could explain that one to me? ...and cue Sub Overshadowed by a big nose? Link to comment
walksalone Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 What exactly is a "Jewishly smirk? Maybe one of the anti-semites on here could explain that one to me? ...and cue Sub Overshadowed by a big nose? That stereotype, brought to you by.... Link to comment
Sub-Husker Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 That stereotype, brought to you by.... Wah... somebody's panties are too tight. Link to comment
Excel Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 What exactly is a "Jewishly smirk? Maybe one of the anti-semites on here could explain that one to me? ...and cue Sub Overshadowed by a big nose? That stereotype, brought to you by.... ...every comedian ever. Link to comment
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