HuskerShark Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Alright, so background info: My girlfriend was supposed to write this poem called a "logical lyric poem" for her comp class today and wanted help with it. The format goes like this: A visual image, A simile related to that image, A sound image, A visual image, An action, A "thesis" or all-encompassing statement. So I sat down and started typing, and this is what I came up with in about a minute and a half. I promise you it's nothing special and slightly disgustingly vivid, so if you don't like it, blame the guys that I tagged for asking me to share it. ENJOY! Long, thick, brown, mushy turds, Like logs floating down a river, Splashing as they hit the water, Exploding into a bunch of little pieces, I reach for the toilet paper, The most glorious poo in the world. 2 Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Exploding into a bunch of little pieces? Hope you're eating alright. Quote Link to comment
Excel Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 This is surprisingly good, when I read it I feel as if I am the one taking the poo and that is truly the mark, or should I say doo-doo stain, of a great poet. Bravo. Quote Link to comment
jsneb83 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Is it a bad thing if I've had a crap like this? Quote Link to comment
HuskerShark Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Since poo is the hot topic, today I used the toilet at my school and it has one of those old-people seats on it that raises you an extra 6 or 8 inches above the water so old people can get up easier. Needless to say, my poo made the water splash all over inside the toilet as well as on my bare ass. It was not a pleasant experience, and I have no idea why the toilet has that seat on it. Quote Link to comment
husker B-rent Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 this thread officially just became creepy. 1 Quote Link to comment
Blackshirts007 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Since poo is the hot topic, today I used the toilet at my school and it has one of those old-people seats on it that raises you an extra 6 or 8 inches above the water so old people can get up easier. Needless to say, my poo made the water splash all over inside the toilet as well as on my bare ass. It was not a pleasant experience, and I have no idea why the toilet has that seat on it. and i have no idea why youre sharing this, lmao Quote Link to comment
HuskerShark Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Since poo is the hot topic, today I used the toilet at my school and it has one of those old-people seats on it that raises you an extra 6 or 8 inches above the water so old people can get up easier. Needless to say, my poo made the water splash all over inside the toilet as well as on my bare ass. It was not a pleasant experience, and I have no idea why the toilet has that seat on it. and i have no idea why youre sharing this, lmao Ha! It's just weird that a toilet on a college campus would have an old-person seat thingy. Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Since poo is the hot topic, today I used the toilet at my school and it has one of those old-people seats on it that raises you an extra 6 or 8 inches above the water so old people can get up easier. Needless to say, my poo made the water splash all over inside the toilet as well as on my bare ass. It was not a pleasant experience, and I have no idea why the toilet has that seat on it. ---- just got real. 2 Quote Link to comment
Excel Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Since poo is the hot topic, today I used the toilet at my school and it has one of those old-people seats on it that raises you an extra 6 or 8 inches above the water so old people can get up easier. Needless to say, my poo made the water splash all over inside the toilet as well as on my bare ass. It was not a pleasant experience, and I have no idea why the toilet has that seat on it. One of the worst sanitation moments of my life...skookum splash at Fort Lewis...like a normal splash but mixed with chemicals, poo and urine from god knows how many other people... Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Not fully sure what to do here..... Do i smile and laugh.. do i get creeped out.... Quote Link to comment
Nebula Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 ---- just got real. Nice poem! But yeah...you better start taking an inventory of your diet if you have exploding feces. That's abnormal. Quote Link to comment
Minnesota_husker Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 ---- just got real. Nice poem! But yeah...you better start taking an inventory of your diet if you have exploding feces. That's abnormal. It is?..... Ahhh crap.. i need to go to the doctor. Quote Link to comment
carlfense Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 poopreport.com Your Number 1 source for your Number 2 business. Quote Link to comment
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