Doctor Tom Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 1. Get to wear black uniforms for one blowout per year 2. Play in front of 90,000 fans for three quarters. 3. iPads in lockers 4. Strange fetish for mediocrity That's all I got. Am I missing anything? 1 Quote Link to comment
clyde40 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm sure nobody would want to come to Nebraska with fans like you... Quote Link to comment
Cpt-Needa Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 5. Screamed at by a crappy coach. 6. Free corn. Quote Link to comment
Hunter94 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 everyone is upset...lots of things still wrong with this organization...not sure Bo is really head coach material...I mean really. Quote Link to comment
Doctor Tom Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm sure nobody would want to come to Nebraska with fans like you... 7. We have sensitive fans that won't badmouth (edit: criticize) you because they too have a fetish for mediocrity 1 Quote Link to comment
Doctor Tom Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 5. Screamed at by a crappy coach. 6. Free corn. Never underestimate the value of free corn. That's how we get all our biggest recruits. Quote Link to comment
Polarhusker Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm sure nobody would want to come to Nebraska with fans like you... 7. We have sensitive fans that won't badmouth (edit: criticize) you because they too have a fetish for mediocrity 6. we have sensitive fans that will cry about everything under the sun. Quote Link to comment
clyde40 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Mediocre is going 6-6 maybe 7-5 on a good year and being satisfied with making the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl even if you lose. Nebraska is nowhere near mediocre. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Mediocre is going 6-6 maybe 7-5 on a good year and being satisfied with making the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl even if you lose. Nebraska is nowhere near mediocre. Depends on the team. Nebraska has (or should have) a different definition of mediocre than the Navy Midshipmen. 4 Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Hey guys help me out here. What's it called when you're in a bad situation and start finding humor and good spirits in bleakness? It's not black humor...I'm fishing around for the term but I can't get it. It would be applicable here, though. Quote Link to comment
HuskerJax Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Answer is simply, they won't. Not top recruits at least. We may still find some diamonds, but it's hard to build a successful program on long shots that are poorly coached. Quote Link to comment
Doctor Tom Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 Mediocre is going 6-6 maybe 7-5 on a good year and being satisfied with making the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl even if you lose. Nebraska is nowhere near mediocre. Nebraska has done nothing noteworthy for a loooong time. Time to wake up my friend. "But....but....but...we were one second away from being Big 12 champs in 2009!" Quote Link to comment
Doctor Tom Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 Hey guys help me out here. What's it called when you're in a bad situation and start finding humor and good spirits in bleakness? It's not black humor...I'm fishing around for the term but I can't get it. It would be applicable here, though. It's one of the stages of depression. Can anybody tell me what I should expect next? Quote Link to comment
HuskerShark Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Mediocre is going 6-6 maybe 7-5 on a good year and being satisfied with making the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl even if you lose. Nebraska is nowhere near mediocre. Depends on the team. Nebraska has (or should have) a different definition of mediocre than the Navy Midshipmen. This. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Hey guys help me out here. What's it called when you're in a bad situation and start finding humor and good spirits in bleakness? It's not black humor...I'm fishing around for the term but I can't get it. It would be applicable here, though. Schadenfreude? Quote Link to comment
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