Things your kids do or say

[huKSer]

"Dad, I'm putting you in the old folks home"

 

 

Well, its gonna happen.

[Apathy]

Me sitting on my recliner and my son comes up to me to give me a kiss on my cheek and then he stares at me in deep thought looking at something.....

 

My son "Daddy. Why do you have hair in your nose?"

 

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My wife was talking to my son because he had a bad day at preschool (had an accident outside playing and hitting kids)

 

My wife "Cassie had a bad day at work"

 

My son "Where did you pee at?"

 

My wife "I didn't pee" as she laughed

 

My son "Well where is your owie?"

[Apathy]

I'm sitting on the recliner watching TV and I hear my son run to the bathroom

 

Me: "Remember to wash your hands"

 

My son: "But I didn't touch my pee pee"

 

Me:

 

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My son ran up to me and told me that he had to go #2 so we walk into the bathroom. So he's doing his thing and then he's finally done. He gets up and literally his stool was standing straight up like the Eiffel Tower and then he goes

 

My son: "Look at my poop. He's standing straight up"

 

LOL

[NUance]

I asked my kid where he and his mom had gone. (They had just dropped some stuff off at the Salvation Army.)

 

Him: "We gave stuff to the Celebration Army!"