Guy Chamberlin Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A few days ago I posted my 2,000th post, an impassioned discourse on blocking schemes that brought grown men to tears. When it was written, I was listed as a Heisman Winner by HuskerBoard. That felt good. That felt right. But after I posted I was promoted to......Grad Assistant? How is Grad Assistant an upgrade from Heisman Winner? I could feel all the respect I've earned instantly drain away. Grad Assistant. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I think Heisman Winner is farther up the list. I don't have the exact breakdown but I'll see if I can find it. Quote Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 What does a heisman winner do in the program next? He's not going to be put in as assistant coach or head coach. Hey...once your playing time is over, it's staring your life all over again at the bottom of the next level in life. Suck it up. Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Here they are Scout Team (1-100 Posts) 1 Travel Squad (101-300 Posts) 101 * Backup (301-500 Posts) 301 ** Starter (501-700 Posts) 501 **** Blackshirt (701-1000 Posts) 701 ****** All Conference (1001-1400 Posts) 1001 ******* All American (1401-1700 Posts) 1401 *********** Heisman Winner (1701-2000 Posts) 1701 ************* Grad Assistant (2001-2500 Posts) 2001 ************** Assistant Coach (2501-3000 Posts) 2501 *************** Head Coach (3001-5000 Posts) 3001 **************** Here's one I found from several years ago. I think there are more levels at the top end now but these seem to be accurate from what I remember. Quote Link to comment
Creighton Duke Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 So you'd rather be this guy Than this guy? Quote Link to comment
Guy Chamberlin Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm pretty sure all the Heisman winners get to live in a huge mansion and drive free Nissan's the rest of their lives. Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Well, you got a camp invite, but didn't stick onto an NFL roster. Time to make it on up through the coaching ranks! Quote Link to comment
Guy Chamberlin Posted September 24, 2014 Author Share Posted September 24, 2014 Are you trying to tell me I'm no better than Gino Torretta? Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Welllllllll.... Quote Link to comment
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