huskernumerouno Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 It could have been worse Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 so, has anyone ever picked a booger that was so dry and crusty it pulled out 3 or 4 nose hairs? I did once and flung it across the room and hit your arm. I actually had one the other day. I called up Chase Daniel and asked him if needed something to eat for Thanksgiving. He said he did so I'm sending it in the mail. Enjoy your feast Chase!! Quote Link to comment
ttheKid1*18 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Chuck. See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and a**holes. P*ssies think everyone can get along, and d*cks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a**holes, Chuck. And all the a**holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, p*ssies may get mad at d*cks once in a while, because p*ssies get f*cked by d*cks. But d*cks also f*ck a**holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the a**holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d*ck and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t! I love that movie....'Matt Damon" Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy there, Chuck. See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and a**holes. P*ssies think everyone can get along, and d*cks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a**holes, Chuck. And all the a**holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, p*ssies may get mad at d*cks once in a while, because p*ssies get f*cked by d*cks. But d*cks also f*ck a**holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the a**holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your d*ck and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t! I love that movie....'Matt Damon" Then you will love this........ I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 so, has anyone ever picked a booger that was so dry and crusty it pulled out 3 or 4 nose hairs? I hate when you do that, and you get that twinge in the middle of you back like it's connected that far, or has something to do with accupuncture mapping. It always seems to be 3, 5, or 7 hairs, too (prime #'s?) Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Have you ever tried to rip a nose hair out with a pair of twezzers??? That brings tears to your eyes!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 tears to your eyes and then you have to sneeze also Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 my god Bobfather, are you trying to get to 7000 posts by monday Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 my god Bobfather, are you trying to get to 7000 posts by monday Oh yes!!! I'm going to make the mods give me another name when I reach that point!!!! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I think he has the whole police force using his sign on and helping him. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I think he has the whole police force using his sign on and helping him. Nope it's all me!!!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I think he has the whole police force using his sign on and helping him. Nope it's all me!!!!! he is the entire sheriff dept, Andy even lets him carry a gun but he still has to carry the one bullet in his pocket for now. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I think he has the whole police force using his sign on and helping him. Nope it's all me!!!!! he is the entire sheriff dept, Andy even lets him carry a gun but he still has to carry the one bullet in his pocket for now. Smart a$$!!!! We are a the largest sheriff's office in Iowa though.......... Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I think he has the whole police force using his sign on and helping him. Nope it's all me!!!!! he is the entire sheriff dept, Andy even lets him carry a gun but he still has to carry the one bullet in his pocket for now. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 my god Bobfather, are you trying to get to 7000 posts by monday Oh yes!!! I'm going to make the mods give me another name when I reach that point!!!! And believe us when we tell you - we have a very "special" name for you... Quote Link to comment
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