AR Husker Fan Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 JUST FOR THE RECORD no i wouldnt. i cook and clean all the time, and never broken anything. I must say i do those jobs well. Nichole, Nichole, Nichole, NEVER EVER admit to knowing how to do 'those' things. EVER! Trust me on this. You are still young enough that admitting to 'those' things won't hurt you. But never again...ok? Nice try - but it won't help. Cooking and cleaning is part of the female DNA, and men know it. Why do you think we marry your gender when we can get the sex without the wedding ring? BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt know that the reason men got married was because they needed someone to cook and clean. i always thought it was because we needed someone to carry sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom That, too. I just figured that was understood by all. I mean - that's a woman's highest calling, after all... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 why do women wear white at weddings? it is important for the dishwasher to match the stove. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 why do women wear white at weddings? it is important for the dishwasher to match the stove. There you go! Proof positive that cooking and cleaning is part of the female DNA! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 What does a woman do after she leaves the "Center for Abused Women"? the dishes if she knows what's good for her Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 HR is going to get it in the toodles. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'm drunk as hell!!! Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'm drunk as hell!!! i would get drunk also, but i dont know if i am ready for the beer sh#ts quite yet Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'm drunk as hell!!! i would get drunk also, but i dont know if i am ready for the beer sh#ts quite yet there is always wine...I know, not manly enough for you...gets the job done though. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I'm drunk as hell!!! i would get drunk also, but i dont know if i am ready for the beer sh#ts quite yet there is always wine...I know, not manly enough for you...gets the job done though. both going in are fine, coming out is not so fun right now Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 speaking of wine, have you ever been to the winery in Canyon City? they make a pretty good Sarah Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I only give if something will be recieved in exchange. all these men are out of luck. I'll give you a brand new vacuum. Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 i dont need one. i got a new RED one for christmas. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Aw man... ok, how about a mop and bucket? Quote Link to comment
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