'This weeks weird and wacky announcer quotes'

[shabizzle]

Some funny quotes I thought were worth posting here, a couple including Ron Franklin.

 

Original post from bleacher report

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MAYBE BROADCASTING IS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT

 

This week’s wacky and weird announcer quotes…

 

 

 

“Jeremiah Masoli has to play offense AND quarterback.” – Lou Holtz

 

“That is a little scary proposition with the pickles from Professor Picklestein.” – Beth Mowins

 

“A quarterback’s gotta be big and strong, good-looking, and smart.” – Bob Griese

 

“They’re smiling in Boise, Ohio.” – John Saunders

 

“First time in Cincinnati history that three Wildcats [had over 100 yards receiving] in one game.” – Rob Stone calling the Bearcats game

 

“I see those hips on the hands.” – Craig James

 

“Your brain is still stuck inside that helmet.” – Mike Patrick

 

“Jeannine, let’s check in with you. Alfonzo Dennard went out of the ballgame and he’s still out. Is he okay? – Ron Franklin

“Yeah, Ron. Actually no. Um, he has suffered a concussion…” Jeannine Edwards :facepalm: :facepalm:

 

“It’s Halloween weekend and Randy Shannon is in the middle of a nightmare.” – Bob Wischusen

 

“They slip Montel Williams out the backside.” – David Archer describing a completion to Montel Harris

 

“Alright Mike, Studio Update brought to you by, well…brought to you by me.” – Robert Flores

 

“4:45 on the game ****.” – Dave Neal on the South Carolina broadcast

 

“Here come the 2000 edition of the Nittany Lions.” – Brad Nessler as Penn State runs out of the tunnel

 

“Ricky Stanzi could have read War and Peace back there, he had so much time.” – Matt Millen

 

“I don’t know if I believe anything that comes out of Lane Kiffin’s mouth.” – Bob Griese

 

(On Chip Kelly’s love of the two-point conversion) “He’d go for four if they let him.” – Mike Patrick

 

“Helu continues to have just a ‘hellucious’ day.” – Ron Franklin

 

“The S on the helmet for ‘smart’ and for ‘stud’.” – Glenn Parker

 

“Nice chest move here in the game of chest.” – Andre Ware (Actually, Andre, the game is called chess.)

 

“There’s a clock in every quarterback’s hand that he has to understand, ‘I’ve got to get rid of the ball.’” – Herm Edwards

 

“We’re gonna play Howie Mandel here…is this ‘taunt’ or ‘no taunt’?” – Verne Lundquist

 

 

 

And a couple final thoughts…

 

Memo to Matt Millen: Please learn how to pronounce the name of Iowa’s head coach correctly. (It’s FAIR-ints, not fur-ENTZ)

 

Memo to Brent Musburger: From now on, make sure your broadcast actually HAS gone to commercial before you start critiquing the attendance to your partner. (Otherwise, we hear this: “We’ll be right back. [long pause] The stadium’s half empty.” – Brent Musburger

[VA Husker Fan]

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[Landlord]

That Fonzo update with Jeanine Edwards made me laugh? Ron asked if he was okay, and she says "Yeah Ron", so I think "oh sweet he's okay!" then she instantly says "actually um..no." and I think " ".

[ADS]

When Ed Cunnignham was talking about Missouri's defensive package, The Fist, I laughed a little.

[RedDenver]

When Ed Cunnignham was talking about Missouri's defensive package, The Fist, I laughed a little.

Yeah, after the opponent has scored 24 points in the 1st quarter, talking about the "Fist" defense is pretty comical.

[CornHunka]

ESPN's Chris Mortensen was commenting on Brett Farve's injury and actually said that Farve may have suffered a joken bra.

[epocSoN]

They also kept calling Gabbert.. Gabberd... every single time.

[beanman]

When Ed Cunnignham was talking about Missouri's defensive package, The Fist, I laughed a little.

Yeah, after the opponent has scored 24 points in the 1st quarter, talking about the "Fist" defense is pretty comical.

 

I must have a dirty mind, because I was thinking something else altogether.

[ADS]

When Ed Cunnignham was talking about Missouri's defensive package, The Fist, I laughed a little.

Yeah, after the opponent has scored 24 points in the 1st quarter, talking about the "Fist" defense is pretty comical.

 

I must have a dirty mind, because I was thinking something else altogether.

Dont worry, I was thinking the exact same thing.