StPaulHusker

You might have a hit song if you could work that butter pecan ice cream into the lyrics, and maybe something about your rusty pickup truck.

"I started off eatin Mike's Ice Cream, I heard it was the best.

Next thing I remember, a tranny was wearin my vest!

That's the night I'll never remember, thats the night that I got drunk in Nashville."

You can send royalty checks to me when that makes you millions.