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Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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  1. I'm not your guy, buddy!

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I'm not your pal, guy

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I'm your Huckleberry, you guys.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      You're a daisy if you do!

  2. Egg, flour and seasoned bread crumbs with parmigiano cheese
  3. Well, Polo didn't win QB but got the WR position according to the votes. I guess we can start calling him Eric Crouch. If walks were eligible it would only be fitting to have him at CB. Let's elect Abdullah the Butcher to something, folks!
  4. US: 2-3 years Canada: 1-2 years Mexico: Today, (Caution: it may not be a liver that is transplanted and you might wake up missing several other organs. But it makes for one hell of a story when you're drinking in a bar)
  5. You have no idea what a 'foundation of our society' actually is. Your religion is not the basis for society. Our Constitution forbids using your religion as a basis of law. Our Constitution requires at all people are treated equally. Marriage existed centuries before your religion was invented. It does not belong to you, and the real world is tired of outdated mythology setting rules in the modern world.This! And this is exactly why Scalia shouldn't be a justice Actually, we should have 8 more justices just like Scalia.lol.2nd lol
  6. You have no idea what a 'foundation of our society' actually is. Your religion is not the basis for society. Our Constitution forbids using your religion as a basis of law. Our Constitution requires at all people are treated equally. Marriage existed centuries before your religion was invented. It does not belong to you, and the real world is tired of outdated mythology setting rules in the modern world. This! And this is exactly why Scalia shouldn't be a justice
  7. Weekend love advice from the good (love) doctor: Ingest 12 beers, preferably pabst blue ribbon. If you begin to feel tired then drink 12 red bulls, if that is too much follow up with 12 Tylenol PM's. After doing this make sure you drunk dial/text/facebook your most recent ex. Trust me, it works everytime!
  8. Best way to get cheap airline tickets? GO!

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    2. Geaux Big Red

      Geaux Big Red

      You might be able to get some below face value from some scalpers.

    3. Marf

      Marf

      lol tschu.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Landing gear compartment

  9. I believe it. Most nurses on my facebook do the same. My thanks is my paycheck, and discontinued pain medications.
  10. Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis... That... um, you should get that checked out. Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great! One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularlyHaha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea.Well,other than of the mouth (keyboard) at times... Dr, what would you prescribe for this? Porn, lots of porn. A ball gag might be in order... Well, that wouldn't prevent me from typing. Maybe a Chinese finger trap instead? Porn will keep your hands plenty busy. Trust me, I'm a doctor
  11. Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis... That... um, you should get that checked out. Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great! One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly Haha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea. Well,other than of the mouth (keyboard) at times... Dr, what would you prescribe for this? Porn, lots of porn.
  12. Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis... That... um, you should get that checked out. Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great! One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly Haha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea. Well,other than of the mouth (keyboard) at times...Diarrhea of the mouth is a serious epidemic in all message boards
  13. Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis... That... um, you should get that checked out. Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great! One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly Haha just joking with ya man. My appendix did rupture in eighth grade, but I don't have uncontrollable diarrhea.It's all in good fun.
  14. Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis... That... um, you should get that checked out. Wow, great advice. Just took a solid poop. This thread is great! One more piece of advice, take some midol and change your playtex regularly
  15. Who wants to break the Boggs record?

    1. HuskerBacon

      HuskerBacon

      To honor his memory? May he rest in peace

  16. Your appendix is a storage place for bacteria. Your body requires bacteria to help digest the food you eat. When you have an illness, like diarrhea or some gut-busting malady, your intestines can get flushed of good bacteria. The appendix stores that bacteria to replenish what you've lost. No wonder Ive had diarrhea since my appendix ruptured in 8th grade. Its like Niagara Falls coming out of my ass on a daily basis... That... um, you should get that checked out.
  17. Penn State hockey team honoring Joe Pa tonight. The only people happy about this is Penn State fans according to the facebooks

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      The happiness over getting back some somple Ws on a sheet of paper is nothing more than a complete embarrassment to society.

  18. I think the WR voting thread may have to go in front of the Supreme Court for the final decision
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