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Marf

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  1. Who is left? Roll call!

    1. Marf

      Marf

      I refuse to enter the main forum. Nothing good will happen. The woodshed is the safe haven... for now...

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  2. Never been to the Woodshed. Sounds like an entertaining place. Can't imagine what it is like.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      It's like AIDS. And Alzheimer's. Combined. On the internet.

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  3. This is genuinely one of the most lax (but fair) sport messageboards you'll ever see for any team. Complaining about heavy-handedness is really unjustified imo.

  4. Excuse me. Can anyone explain why the f#*k there are no nutrition facts on my keystone tallboy. Where is the FDA when I need them. Jeus christ.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Don't you ever tell me how to live my life.

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  5. how do i motivate my 15 year son to give a sh#t about algebra??? im at a loss here. tutoring isnt doing much.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Tell him if he doesn't do well he'll turn out like you.

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  6. Id' imagine that if your application status to UNL reads: "contact office of admissions" means I was denied?

    1. Marf

      Marf

      You're too good for school, so they're gonna hire you. I got the same thing.

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  7. Getting over 3 grand back in taxes how should I spend it?

    1. Marf

      Marf

      On a tax adviser so you can quit giving god damn obama an interest free loan.

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  8. I'm not vaccinating my dog, canine autism is a real thing people.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Pretty sure my dog is autistic. Or he's just a dog. idk.

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  9. tiger woods golfing again this week. missing a tooth, cheated on his wife, and cheated with ped's. real class guy there.

  10. you know why i'm here.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      I appreciate you asking about why I'm here.

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  11. Can the banned fellers attend the Spring Game tailgate? Or is knapp going to run security and have a fence around the place?

    1. Marf

      Marf

      I believe preclude was an old, old wooden ship, used in the civil war era.

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  12. Big shout out to zoogies for all his work getting the board operational. For details click the "Huskerboard Malware Warning Info - UPDATED" on the main page. Thanks, zoogies!

    1. Marf

      Marf

      He has a Tom brady display pic. I cannot and will not thank him. ever.

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  13. Could Animal House be remade without it being horrible? And, who could star in it?

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Harold Ramis and John Belushi are probably getting a bit old to be in college.

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  14. Any parent who doesn't get their kid vaccinated is not only doing a disservice to their kid, but they are endangering other kids as well. Bad parenting at its finest.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Adverse effects does not equal autism, for those reading into that a little too much.

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  15. Whichever dwarf designed the bridge of Khazad-dum had to have badly failed their civil engineering courses

    1. Marf

      Marf

      I thought dwarves were supposed to be sure-footed, making it not an issue for them to cross safely, but an issue for others.

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  16. Any parent who doesn't get their kid vaccinated is not only doing a disservice to their kid, but they are endangering other kids as well. Bad parenting at its finest.

    1. Marf

      Marf

      It's all Andrew Wakefield's fault. f#*k him.

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  17. just what part of the pigs skin is used to make balls?

  18. Tom Brady is a filthy dagum liar with great teeth. Seriously, the guy's smile is flawless

    1. Marf

      Marf

      It's gotta be the hair, Cotton. Beautiful. It's feathered and lethal.

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  19. Reason #82734 never to go to recruiting forums. (Link in first comment)

  20. The Patriots cheating??? Now I've seen everything!

  21. Drinking because i may lose my job and just rushed my kid to the ER all in one day. #fml #blahblah #personalstuffontheinternetisfun

    1. Marf

      Marf

      If you're a nurse who can't find a job it's probably your own damn fault. But sorry. I guess.

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  22. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

  23. Mechanically separated turkey for dinner, fine dining

    1. Marf

      Marf

      I'll mechanically separate something' alright.

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