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Marf

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  1. opinions are allowed sadly, facts and reason sometimes are not Unless your facts and reason are wrong and stupid. Then they aren't facts or reason. They're neither. Then you become tschu, and the board does not need more tschu. LOL JK MODS IM MAKING A JOKE PLEASE DONT BAN ME ITS A JOKE JOKE JOKEY JOKSTER.
  2. Excuse me. Can anyone explain why the f#*k there are no nutrition facts on my keystone tallboy. Where is the FDA when I need them. Jeus christ.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Because it's only 4% ethanol look up the damn thing yourself.

    3. Marf

      Marf

      Don't you ever tell me how to live my life.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Not enough arsenic in it! Duhhh!

  3. I had a pretty strong hunch he was gonna get fired in 2003. Does that make me a revisionist?
  4. Free ShawnWatson?

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Jeez. Whatd he do now?

    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan
    3. ADS

      ADS

      Is he on a vacation?

  5. I'll give ya 10 bucks for your kidney stones... For research.. Or a snack.. Or something....
  6. I entered my information and it told me since I have small wrists I must have a large penis. Can't argue with science, I guess.
  7. The link had me hopeful. Disappointed.
  8. I think herpes gets kind of a bad rap, you guys. It's not so bad.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      ^^If I were you, I'd think up a different pick-up line to use at bars.

    2. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      That's not a pick-up line, that's the closer.

    3. beorach

      beorach

      Try having it without having had relations (assuming that's what you were getting at).

  9. I prefer reliability in my punter.
  10. Hey, I think they have just the thing we need at Autozone. Of course it'll take a lot more than half a dozen. Man, can you imagine the Bro-tastic douche who drives that car? ShawnWatson.
  11. Could you imagine Riley bringing kids on the field for Armstrong to play catch with? It'd be like that Peyton Manning SNL skit. They'd be dead. Tommy throws heat. No exceptions.
  12. ROCK OUT WITH MY HAWK OUT AHHHHH

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    2. Warrior10

      Warrior10

      Wasn't even close...the exact pick/hitch route is ran multiple times every series in the NFL.

    3. Warrior10

      Warrior10

      As long as the WR turns back to QB AND sticks out his hands it's fine.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Not what I'm talking about. They took a shot at the endzone down the sideline, GB was in good position for a pick and the receiver pulled the defender by him using the back of the pads.

  13. We should run the one Urban Meyer likes, where he can start his 3rd string QB and still put up 40 a game. I'd like that one.
  14. Dirk Chatelain and John Elway need to have a carrot-chomping contest. For obvious reasons.
  15. Doesn't change my weekly ritual of taking a dump on Joe Pa's grave.
  16. Wonder why so many people are at the stadium right now.
  17. Liar. Yemen is an organic fluid produced in the testes and stored in the yeminal vesicles.
  18. Ya, but they obviously made gas prices drop 2 dollars a gallon in 2 months. Because that's how economies work. SUCK ON THAT ONE OBAMA!
  19. They can't even vote, why the hell would they be on a city council?
  20. Marf

    B1G vs. SEC

    What? How did you come up with that number? Even the media polls (which you have already admitted are grossly biased per contracts and whatever else) don't even manage that. Not even close. 9? You have Ole Miss in there, who exists in the rankings solely by beating an overanked Alabama, coming close against a laughable Auburn at #3, and an equally laughable Miss State at #4. 7-6 Arkansas is a top 20 team? 8-5 LSU? 8-5 Auburn? All top 20 huh? Are you using Sagarin rankings or what? Here's what I think: I think you've created this narrative and held onto it for so long that you're too prideful to simply change your answer when faced with something that goes against it, such as the SEC's piss poor bowl performance. So now that it's all falling apart you make spreadsheets about Vegas spreads or whatever to try to convince people what you're saying still holds water, but it just doesn't pass the eyeball test.
  21. Marf

    B1G vs. SEC

    I don't know how relevant those numbers are. If we're talking science like In the Deed the Glory states, this is like Natural News stuff. Did you really expect Vegas to be off? Vegas has a weird habit of ignoring perception to make money. I'm willing to bet if you run the numbers for every conference and their performance vs the spread during the bowl season they are pretty close to that margin. I think the win/loss record is significantly more telling, and as of now the SEC has dropped their big games. Is performance vs. the spread more important than the win loss record when evaluating a conference? I would say that is a resounding no. Without other conference numbers to compare, that table just doesn't mean anything to me. Even with those numbers, I'm not sure it will mean anything to me. Win/Loss is going to trump all, and as of now the SEC hasn't really impressed.
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