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Recruiting this year is fckng horrible. Very few current signees best local talent in a very long time and the staff has completely whiffed Massive field of offers with extremely little interest I don’t really see how this class finishes top 30

Add Nebraska55fan is to be named the commander of the big 12 pink toe battalion and he is to determine who’s wives could be potentially harmful to the athletic program at Nebraska.

I went to his ranch in warshington and he was my ayahuasca shaman.

I have been searching for a woman’s pink toe for a while now.

Florida touched someone’s no-no zone

Throw in some production and wins and the media might get ones name correct.

Rex Blockheart*

“QBs 247 would have liked to have bilked more money out of.” Stoked about this guy.

His dad was a world class Olympic lifter and his mom is/was an Olympic hammer thrower. Both of his siblings have won multiple arm wrestling championships in several different weight classes. what I’m saying here is...

*cue derailment* ohio st texas ———— nc state tim beck only haunts Nebraska by his ineptitude while he was a coach. He somehow landed at those programs much to the chagrin of their respective fan bases. if you really wanna get weird let’s talk about the right Beck and we all know that is the greatest qb to ever go to nc state instead of/in addition to Nebraska Harrison Beck. That is the Beck that Haunts

Makes me wonder if peter north has any eligibility left

Qberism alvarez isn’t retiring at all. He is a reptilian overlord and will be transitioning into a different (but similar) skin bag. He tried to do this last year but they put his organs in backwards. Wisconsin will continue to dominate the shadow “west” conference.

I understand that when it comes to Nebraska football Love is Love, but I truly feel as though Time (The Clock of the Heart) is running out for Frost. He needs to be a Karma Chameleon and change things around because I think we’re all tired of being Victims and screaming “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?”.

my ex wife had an unreliable snapper

Anyone that thinks Tom “MENSA” Herman could or would ever work with frost is actually a closeted glue huffer.