Chef K

Yeah I wanna see that next week, saw The Wrestler a couple of weeks back. That was pretty good, even though I can't stand "professional" wrestling.

Enjoy it now, when they're teenagers you'll wanna get rid of them.

You Sonofab*tch.

Honestly I think we should sell it back to Mexico to pay some of our bills.

That's a cool shirt - I think i'll buy it and LIE about being there. Ditto, but we can always say we were there in spirit.

Happy Easter to everybody here.

She actually is quite attractive, even in that mugshot-I'd do her. But yes, I agree he could've definitely had the same experience for much less at a typical college bar hangout. And just how much to see that?

Damn Cy, it must really hurt to have to give up those "gimme" games with Northern Iowa. Well there's always Drake I guess.

Apologies for this being belated.......

Just a little sarcasm. And to allude to the fact that according to Wonderlic, Young couldn't count his nuts and get the same number twice.

I'm willing to bet that Tommie did better on the Wonderlic test too.

If I were you, and knowing that my sister was that close to a sCUmbag. I'd ask her to get an extra penicillin shot.

Have you seen what he looks like?! (obviously you have), dude looks like a mongaloid Yeah but fugly dudes as long as they are rich and/or famous can get quality tail. There have been many documented cases of this.

Jesus first peanuts now pistachios. And from the same pathogens.

He offered a $1000 for THAT? A few appletinis at any 20 something club and he would have gotten better, and much cheaper.

"Because hometown heroes become LEGENDS"?.................

Blazing Saddles Animal House The Hollywood Knights; most underrated movie of all time IMO. Porky's Caddyshack

I think Bo will take his foot off Snyder's neck about the same time that the pom pom girls go out there to finish the fourth quarter. Kinda sad that we don't have our usual KSUcks fans here to give us their moronic take on this.

Consider it done.

"Stand!" - Sly and the family stone.

Do you call them the 'clones' because they look just like USC? It's CYCLONES...not Clones you homicidal desert plant. Only a true fan can call them Clones...just like I'm sure true Husker fans wouldn't want people running around referring to them as the Husks...That would be rude. But...because you are from the south and manners are no doubt foreign to you, I will let this slight pass. For the rest of you...it's Cyclones...so named because we will Rock You Like A Hurricane (which is actually just a Cyclone but with a lot more hot air...and better recruits) You will all quiver in fear much like India and Ceylon after a devasting visit from this year's storm hits... Actually, us southerners are known for our manners & southern hospitality...& southern belles . You're a good guy Cy, but I did seriously wonder why he was calling you the 'clones' before I thought about the mascot of your beloved school. You have to forgive Cy, it's tough on a fan of a team who names itself Cyclones but has a cardinal for a mascot. And I know all about southerners manners, hospitality, and the women........

No...basketball is for girls Good to see you still have that USC pic in your signature. I have never figured out why you do that, but it brings me comfort to see it because I missed you. Didn't Kansas used to imitate the NY Giants unis? On two ocassions we actually did that. More recently we did it again, but it was not nearly as bad as we did it back in 87... Fortunately, they are not another college team. I wish people would have confused us with the Giants... I am proud to say we are curently not imitating anyone, and I do not think we ever looked as much like the Giants as Iowa State is looking like USC... Oh goodness...which reply to use? 1. "Oh come on...you've been imitating a Division 1 football team for decades..." 2. "Oh come on...your unis are a direct rip-off the the San Francisco Rainbow Collalition semi-pro team" 3. "Oh come on...bad taste for uniqueness' sake is still bad taste...." I could go on...I got millions of em.... I'd say go with #1, but then again Kansas isn't regarded as Northern Iowa's b*tch.

No...basketball is for girls Good to see you still have that USC pic in your signature. I have never figured out why you do that, but it brings me comfort to see it because I missed you. Didn't Kansas used to imitate the NY Giants unis?

THAT's the song I heard for the first time a few months ago. I'm usually very good at voice recognition, but when I heard "Ace of Spades", I thought someone uncovered an old Eddie Money B-side..Song does grow on you, though. I don't know how I managed to miss so many "staples"..I guess ... must chalk it up to a misspent youth..growing up in small-town Nebraska..where the only radio station in the county played music all day on Sundays after Church. Lemmy - Eddie Money, I gotta be honest that's the first time I've ever heard of that comparison. But then again I'm one of the very few on the planet who thinks Devo kicks ass. I grew up in a small town too, but I had my stash of Hendrix, Alice Cooper and Kiss records to take care of the music deficiencies. Yeah..I'm probably the only one who thinks Ozzy Osbourne sounds exactly like Bette Davis..AFTER her stroke Speaking of Devo..I heard today that they are about to release a new album.. Devo to release first album in nearly two decades Lemmy - Eddie Money Ozzy - Bette Davis Hate to see you compare Dave Mathews with a platypus getting raped. Dave Mathews? Sorta unique voice...on this short notice??..Maybe distantly related to Janis Ian or ?Platypuss rapein'?=Yoko/Paris Hilton Duet?..But now that you mention it..Sounds like the perfect way to describe " " How about.. Bob Dylan= ?? Nah, I'd say Ono is more in tune with a succubus on the rag with a migraine. I just put Mathews in there 'cause he a musician I just don't get. I drive a cab and last summer he and his band played near here and a bunch of us got sent over to pick up fares. I never smelled so much body oder, cannibus and patchouli.

Not to belittle your efforts, but haven't we done this a couple dozen times?