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  1. They get 1 point for having the uniform edge and another point for the mascot edge!!
  2. I hope we're the away team and Washington wears those God-awful black jerseys. It will be even sweeter whipping their puppy-dog asses while they're dressed like fools.
  3. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=5921851
  4. When life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Or have a girlfriend with big jugs.

    2. GSG

      GSG

      True. Does it have to be a "girlfriend?" Can't it just some chick with big jugs just handing them over?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah. I like the way you think!

  5. Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them a single red rose!! He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror . Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.. I love you, darling! Love, Helen' He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.what happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M.., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door..' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??' His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone b!tch, I'm married!!' Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $0.38 Saying the Right thing, at the Right time: PRICELESS
  6. So what spots are left for Watson to take?
  7. I need a wing man. Who's in?

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    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Shawn Watson is in

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Lol. Take your pick of Iceman or Maverick, don't matter to me. Pants are optional, but it's pretty cold out. Shawn Watson can hug a d!ck. The mission is a bunch of drunk chicks from the nursing school.

    4. mmmtodd

      mmmtodd

      i happen to be in dire need of medical attention. how convenient.

  8. New Fast & Furious movie this spring: Fast Five. Includes Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

  9. Doing the last of my Christmas shopping at http://www.huskernation.com/

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      When you order my t-shirts, make sure they're a medium. Sweatshirts/hoodies can be a Large. ThanksKbye!

  10. So you think it would be easier to learn on an electric? It's not like I have A.D.D. or anything, but I would probably get discouraged if I didn't pick up the acoustic right away.
  11. I believe that was Stephen Jackson, RB from St Louis in the pic above. Here's a link to some stuff about the Nike Football Summit. http://www.nflgridirongab.com/2010/12/14/coverage-of-the-2010-nike-football-summit-in-dallas-new-college-bowl-uniforms-tcu-oregon-florida-bosie-state/ There's an interview with Suh on there.
  12. High school basketball player in Florida attacks referee

    1. UGAHusker

      UGAHusker

      What a jerk. I can only imagine what my parents would have done to me if I had pulled something like that.

    2. Husker Richard

      Husker Richard

      That was weak. I was expecting something more vicious. If you're going to do something that stupid, at least do it right. He made himself look like a moron.

    3. kansas husker

      kansas husker

      Husker Richard is right, if you going to do it don't fall down while trying to throw him. But than again if he knew how to throw he would be wrestling and not playing basketball.

  13. AR, I noticed this isn't the first time you've mentioned that website when someone asks about guitar. Did you actually use it or know someone who used it?
  14. Sidney Crosby & Alexander Ovechkin will be on Price is Right on Monday lol

  15. Muschamp will recieve $13.5 million over 5 years

    1. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      I bet he's real glad for this opportunity. Pretty safe to say he's getting a pretty good bump in pay. That's a lot of loot. He's making more than Bo right out of the gates.

       

  16. All I can think of right now is: Regent Chairman: This is not a football vocational school. It's an institute for higher learning. Coach Winters: Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment? Why don't you stick the bow-tie up your ass? from The Program, 1993 That's not really how I feel, but I had to post it, otherwise it would never leave my mind
  17. Malzahn to stay at Auburn!

    1. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Unfortunately I'm sure (my luck) Maryland's offensive coordinator will not pass on the offer.

       

       

  18. Trophy List Rimington-Pace Offensive Lineman of the Year Award
  19. http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1153719
  20. FINALLY!! Names: Raisin & Bran Logo: Two Scoops
  21. Seems like I missed some good stuff tonight. All those who were born after me are LESSER HUSKER FANS!! LMFAO!!

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    2. rawhide

      rawhide

      damn straight :D

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      It was actually pretty fun troll hunting

    4. kansas husker

      kansas husker

      You probably don't even know what the game of the century is. I'm not talking about the Johnny Rogers game either. The game of the 19th century Nebraska beats Iowa 20-18 Thursday Nov. 30th 1893. If you weren't in the stadium (in Omaha) than you are not a true fan.

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