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Breaking my year-ish of silence, this always works for my third graders.

That's what I said to your mom. ...before I cooked her some with my womany kitchen skillz.

Yay! My guiltgif worked :3 But seriously, I'd like to meet most of you. And the ones I'm not keen on meeting, I kind of want to meet just so that I can see that they're not as bad as I envision.

Also, I want to meet Husker_99. Just because I want to congratulate him on being the first angry toddler to learn to type.

My randomly-assigned roommate expected to get into a sorority with her best friend. Her best friend made it. She didn't. I think we said like 20 words to each other all year, but I learned a lot about her by listening to her side of her phone conversations with her boyfriend. I felt so bad for her boyfriend. But we had a super-double so we had that going for us. Which was nice.

I used to eat straight up miracle whip sandwiches. I grew out of that by the time I hit kindergarten though.

I'm right here! I enjoy drinking pickle juice. From a wine glass. Because I'm classy.

I got writer as well. Which I think is a fancy way of saying I was born to stay in pajamas all day long.

Bald eagles nest there all year, we used to take campers on airboat tours up and down the Platte in the summer and see lots of cool wildlife. Fremont has a lot going for it if it weren't...well...Fremont.

I find your comments about Walmart kind of funny. When I go to Walmart here, I am more disgusted with many of the white people there than hardly any of the hispanics. I'm confused. I didn't mention race at all, nor did I mean to imply anything to do with race. (Was it because I mentioned Taco Bell? Because Taco Bell is about as hispanic as fortune cookies are Chinese.)

I'm with you on the distaste for Fremont. I worked at a camp outside that place for 7 years. The Fremont Wal*Mart at 1am is like a dream you'd have after eating a bunch of Taco Bell and chasing it with some Ambien. It's a town in it's own little bubble, it seems like. And the cops...

Exactly. If half the things I said while playing Mario Kart were perceived as the way I honestly consistently feel about my family, friends, princess Peach, bananas, etc., people would probably think I was an angry jerk, but thankfully no one cares enough to record/leak that kind of thing. I'd rather no one passes judgement on me by my actions in my worst moment, so I ought not do it either. difference is he gets paid 3 million dollars a year and represent Nebraska. how much per year do you get paid playing Mario Kart? The fact that he is in a high-dollar, high-profile profession is why people notice and care. But it doesn't make his angry outburst any more of a reflection of his true character, IMO.

Exactly. If half the things I said while playing Mario Kart were perceived as the way I honestly consistently feel about my family, friends, princess Peach, bananas, etc., people would probably think I was an angry jerk, but thankfully no one cares enough to record/leak that kind of thing. I'd rather no one passes judgement on me by my actions in my worst moment, so I ought not do it either.

Happy birthday Bro Pelini.

I would remove the removal of Runza Roundball Rampage from the big screens at basketball games.

I usually eat whatever the school cafeteria is serving up, or try to. It's like being a kid all over again. How has milk carton technology not advanced?