Moiraine

I agree with this. When you pass as little as we do, all those drops are painful. I really don't remember pass-blocking being something we were bad at. It was catching. The o-line might not be stellar but they would have looked a hell of a lot better had we caught more passes so the defense didn't always stack the box.

If it was up to me we'd hire a Hogwarts graduate to cast the imperius curse on all the recruits we want

I just had an amazing idea. I kind of don't want to share it. It's that good. Huskermin. It would be a minimalist approach to Husker coverage. Everything would be in black and white. Heck, who needs pictures? It could just be all of the news in a wall of text.

I'm going to say this in the most elegant way I know how. You are a giant baby. My guess is that there will be 6 very happy people in the row in front of this one not being constantly told to 'sit down' and 'be quiet'. And whoever gets to take their spots I'm guessing he'll eat the tickets rather than let true fans see the game. Then he'll mail what comes out the other end to T.O.

I'm going to say this in the most elegant way I know how. You are a giant baby. My guess is that there will be 6 very happy people in the row in front of this one not being constantly told to 'sit down' and 'be quiet'. And whoever gets to take their spots

Why stop at 3? How about 12 stripes? what? Was 12 not enough for you? I like odd numbers better K. 10000000000000013 stripes. So many that they cannot be seen by the naked eye, and it appears as though they do not exist.

This recruitment numbers conversation is more confusing than the tax code

Did he yell back? He was too far away to know GSG was yelling at him. People inside the tv can't hear things when you yell at them, The Dude.

The first kicker who made me cry

Why stop at 3? How about 12 stripes? what? Was 12 not enough for you?

Why stop at 3? How about 12 stripes?

After last season which Blackshirt deserves to be preseason all-conference? I wouldn't pick any of them. I agree with this. This might be wishful thinking, but maybe they'll be better as a unit this year because the expectations are lower and there are no "stars." Not that I think Crick, Dennard or David acted like stars, but it might have been distracting hearing about them all the time, and when you hear about how awesome these indivoduals are, you might start thinking your team is going to automatically be awesome and unconsciously work a bit less hard because you know they'll pick up the slack

Key part: NU - of course people remember useless facts about NU. And of course streeter and every other husker fan knows that Frazier started as a true freshman. The post has something to do with everyone who had to scroll through it. A simple "Tommie Frazier?" would have sufficed, though the point still stands that it was clear he meant in recent times. The post about Cody Green was a much better point. Also, I can reply to whatever I want. If you don't want people replying to your posts on a public forum, send them as a PM.

Tommie Frazier It was obvious from his post that he meant in recent years. What was Oregon doing in 1993? And why would Streeter remember whether the SEC was starting lots of true freshmen 19 years ago? But I'm pretty sure you knew this when you came up with that response. Speculation. I feel like I'm being trolled.

Tommie Frazier It was obvious from his post that he meant in recent years. What was Oregon doing in 1993? And why would Streeter remember whether the SEC was starting lots of true freshmen 19 years ago? But I'm pretty sure you knew this when you came up with that response. Now if you want to continue the trend you'll post Oregon's '93 win loss record and the stats for every game

I stopped reading here. For the record, I would pick Robinson to have a slightly better year than Martinez (but I think it will be close). But I don't understand this statement. The only way that Robinson has accomplished way more than Martinez is if you think 10-2 is way better than 9-4 and an individual player is solely responsible for their team's win-loss record. I might be wrong, but it seems to me that people just have this "idea" in their heads of how good Robinson is that is not close to reality. His statistics have been nearly identical to Taylor's. He might be better, but the statement that Martinez hasn't accomplished "nearly as much" as what Robinson has is a pile of feces.

At least Maryland's version of ugly was interesting. The annoying thing about ours is I would like the uniform if they just changed the pants color

I like that a lot more than ours

I'm going to say this in the most elegant way I know how. You are a giant baby.

What was that horror movie where the little girl was actually a 30 year old the whole time?

I'm surprised people are even asking why Martinez isn't there. He clearly hates public speaking, so why would he want to go to an event where that's all he'd do? I get stomach aches when I have to give a presentation so I can't imagine having to do all those interviews.

The pantaloons are hideous

before someone points it out, I realize with Price is Right the answer has to be higher (so then his friend should pick 1 yard). But with teacher's rules is whoever's closest.

Your friend thinks he'll do worse than last year, and he's also obviously never watched The Price is Right. If he thinks your pick for rushing is too high, he should have picked 799. It also doesn't make much sense. Martinez rushed for more than that in each of his previous years. He's also never had a completion rate that low. I'm curious to know why he thinks Martinez will get worse in nearly every single statistic. You should have bet more $. The weirdest thing is you both picked him to score more TDs than he did in either year. It's not weird that you picked it, but it's weird that your friend, who thinks Martinez will get worse in every category, thinks he will score more touchdowns.

I just hope they don't record player reactions and then post it on Youtube: