slacker Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Irregular News for 12.27.06 North Platte, NE -- Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail. Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison. Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged. The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman's flatulence. Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon. "It's usually about someone hogging the newspaper or someone not happy about what's on TV," he said. Bruggeman, of Hershey, is serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order. "He compounded his problems," Meyer said. Dorris, of North Platte, is awaiting a January trial on a charge of aiding and abetting robbery. Brad Dawson, Bruggeman's attorney, did not immediately return a phone message left at his office. Sheriff Jerome Kramer said the incident was a result of overcrowding. The jail was built in 1933 and has a capacity of 23 inmates, according to 2006 standards, Kramer said. As many as 65 inmates have been lodged at the jail in recent days, he said. "You just can't get a reprieve from one another," Kramer said. "When you've got a guy causing problems passing gas, there's no way to get away from the smell." source Quote Link to comment
admo Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 When we were kids, my brother and I got into some good fights because of the ol' "nerf ball in your face" suprise. Quote Link to comment
mbhusker13 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Nothing like sitting in a 9X9, eating school cafeteria food with a junkie named Kyle. Oh, BTW he did have really bad gas, and B.O. and.........sorry bad flashback. :asshat Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 I hate stinky farts too. Especially when my girlfriend lets one rip.........uh oh...........I may have said too much......Shhhhhh.....Dont tell her I said that. Quote Link to comment
AR Husker Fan Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Did anyone notice the full title for this thread? Fart Fight, Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight.Hmmmm - sparks and farts. Not only rolls off the tongue, but if the other prisoners have a Bic lighter... Quote Link to comment
Redman Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 I can believe it, farts have caused many a fight in my house. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Did anyone notice the full title for this thread? Fart Fight, Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight.Hmmmm - sparks and farts. Not only rolls off the tongue, but if the other prisoners have a Bic lighter... That could lead to an enjoyable experience..........First time I saw my friend light his own fart up I laughed for about an 1 straight....... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Did anyone notice the full title for this thread? Fart Fight, Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight.Hmmmm - sparks and farts. Not only rolls off the tongue, but if the other prisoners have a Bic lighter... That could lead to an enjoyable experience..........First time I saw my friend light his own fart up I laughed for about an 1 straight....... That is pretty dangerous from what I've heard...............never been drunk enough to try it myself Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Did anyone notice the full title for this thread? Fart Fight, Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight.Hmmmm - sparks and farts. Not only rolls off the tongue, but if the other prisoners have a Bic lighter... That could lead to an enjoyable experience..........First time I saw my friend light his own fart up I laughed for about an 1 straight....... That is pretty dangerous from what I've heard...............never been drunk enough to try it myself Oh we werent even drunk.....we were like in 8th grade and hanging out in my friends basement. Never been man enough to try it bare-a$$ed...dont wanna singe of any hairs......but then again.....it might be good to get rid of the hairs on my a$$.......... Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 HELLO!!!! TMI!!!! To Much Information!!! Quote Link to comment
hack Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 the first rule is to not talk about Fart Fight... Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 HELLO!!!! TMI!!!! To Much Information!!! Sorry......sometimes I type what I'm thinking without realizing what I'm typing........ Quote Link to comment
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