Eric the Red Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 WASH YOUR HANDS! During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 great, more things to worry about Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 that is an eye opener Quote Link to comment
kc_husker Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 WASH YOUR HANDS! During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands Why in the the hell would you post that? Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. That's why I hug.....well that and their boobs rub up against me Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 WASH YOUR HANDS! During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands Why in the the hell would you post that? shock value I guess Quote Link to comment
kc_husker Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
HuskerNCo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Well that's a hell of an article to read at 7:00 in the morning... It gets a big fat EWWW!!! Quote Link to comment
Nigel87 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 You know that doesn't help my OCD. Which is why I have this: on my desk. And carry a small bottle of Purell with me whenever I ride the commuter train. At work there are quite a few people that work there that originate from the other side of the world (with different cultures) and I've seen and heard of employees (both male and female) return to work without washing their hands after going to the bathroom (1 & 2). Which makes me glad we're not a restaurant. I got several complaints yesterday about a cashier that was sick. She'd be coughing into her hands and blowing her nose while ringing in customer's orders, she said she was going to the pharmacy to buy stuff on her break and I told her to pickup hand sanitizer when she was there. Quote Link to comment
gamecocks Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 My office is right across the hall from the restrooms, and I am shocked at how many people never wash their hands after using the restroom. When I can hear the toilet flush, and then a half second later, the door opens. it is a pretty good guess that they do not wash their hands. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 1. Don't shake hands very often. 2. Use the paper towel you just dried your hands with to open the door and then throw the towel away. The other stuff just don't breath or sleep or eat or. . . . . . . If this stuff bothers you never ever take microbiology. Quote Link to comment
MCAT800 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 If this stuff bothers you never ever take microbiology. Or read stuff like this Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 i was taught growing up not to pee or crap on my hands Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 1. Don't shake hands very often. 2. Use the paper towel you just dried your hands with to open the door and then throw the towel away. The other stuff just don't breath or sleep or eat or. . . . . . . If this stuff bothers you never ever take microbiology. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 i was taught growing up not to pee or crap on my hands Dont tell me your finger has never slipped while wiping!! Quote Link to comment
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