Redneck Pickup Lines

[AR Husker Fan]

Redneck Man's pick up lines

 

1) Did you fart?

‘Cuz you blew me away.

 

2) Are yer parents retarded?

‘Cuz ya sure are special.

 

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in.

 

 

4) Do you have a library card?

‘Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

 

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

‘Cuz I can see myself in em.

 

6) If you ‘n I were squirrels,

I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

 

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

 

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

 

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

 

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

 

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

 

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

 

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

[pigsonthewing]

lol im gonna use some of those when i go to the bar.

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

That last one had me crying!!!!

[MCAT800]

Trust me those don't work !!!

[BIGREDIOWAN]

2) Are yer parents retarded?

‘Cuz ya sure are special.

 

 

[cmb23]

Heard some of those before, but C'mon if we're gonna go redneck:

 

Yer the most beautiful woman in the world...even hotter than my sister.

 

When I see your face it brings a smile to my face...if I had any teeth.

 

Yer as beautiful as an '81 camaro...you should be taken off the streets, put up on blocks and displayed out front of the doble-wide for all to see...even if you do have a leaky bottom and some rusty cracks.

[Nicole]

lmao!!

[NU fan in Denver]

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

 

I said this to a girl I've seen a couple of times and it worked. Actually she laughed her ass off, but it still worked.