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Heard this on someone's radio today

Reminded me of another version I'd heard once ...sung by what sounded like the Cookie Monster?

 

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Lyrics to 96 Beers :

Too many six packs

For one guy

To be buying

Too many brewskies

For one man

To guzzle down

That's a whole lot of hops now

Lots of barley

You're always burping

And taking a pee

Better watch out now

You're gonna get sick

We'll be at a rest stop

In just a little while

Better roll down a window

We'll pull over here

And you'll start tossing

Those 96 beers

Say goodbye

To 96 beers

 

And when the sun comes up

I'll get a mop

You can wash my car

Clean it up

You're up in bed

Lying there

The alarm'll go off

It's set real loud

Get your ass down here

Don't make me shout

How can I get you to

Take these beer cans out?

Ya know your looking pretty fried

From 96 beers,

Your looking fried

Fried

Fried, fried, fried

I didn't let you drive

On 96 beers

You better hide

Your wife's outside

96 beers

96 beers

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