Transcript of Osborne-Pelini interview released!

[BuzzardBilly]

A friend of mine that works deep within the athletic dept at NU got hold of the transcript of the interview between Osborne and Pelini. Here is how it went:

 

- Plane landed in Baton Rouge, and Pelini was waiting in the hangar.

 

- Door opened on the plane, Osborne and Perlman exchanged hugs and kisses with Bo, and in Bo went.

 

- Tom said "want a drink? I've got some hard stuff in here." Pelini said "Give me that bottle of scotch." He took a few swigs, looked at Oz and Perl and said "So what's up?"

 

- Oz said "We need a new coach."

 

- Pelini said "Oh yeah, I'm all ears."

 

- Oz asked "What will you do different at Nebraska?"

 

- Pelini took another swig of scotch and said "Win."

 

- Oz replied "Fine. You got the gig. I'll get back to you in a week."

 

- The three again exchanged hugs and greetings, and Pearlman said "Thanks Bo...you know you just pulled my ass out of the flames." Bo said "Yeah, I know. Can I keep the scotch"?

 

- Perl said "yeah. See ya soon coach. And please, don't change your mind."

 

- Door shut, plane left, the rest is history.

[Malth]

no.

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

- Door opened on the plane, Osborne and Perlman exchanged hugs and kisses with Bo, and in Bo went.

Too far...

 

You had me until that point.

[HUSKER 37]

- Door opened on the plane, Osborne and Perlman exchanged hugs and kisses with Bo, and in Bo went.

Too far...

 

You had me until that point.

 

I was expectin' the "Hard stuff" to be Mountain Dew

[DJR313]

"Hard Stuff"? Are you sure Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on the plane?

[DaveH]

"Hard Stuff"? Are you sure Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on the plane?

[wsccubsfan19]

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[MCAT800]

I call BS, Pelini is a Jack man, BC would have been the scotch man

[T_O_Bull]

I call BS, Pelini is a Jack man, BC would have been the scotch man

 

Jack's good but if you ever get a taste of "Fighting C*ck" Bourban you'll never want anything else. 103 proof and smooth as a babies behind.

 

>>>T_O_B

 

[Bleeding Husker Red]

All of that and no hit put out on Ralphie?

 

 

 

I don't believe it for a minute...........

[wags]

I call BS, Pelini is a Jack man, BC would have been the scotch man

 

Jack's good but if you ever get a taste of "Fighting C*ck" Bourban you'll never want anything else. 103 proof and smooth as a babies behind.

 

>>>T_O_B

 

 

fighting **** bourbon is awesome......so smooth it's dangerous.....in a good way

[REDSTEEL]

I call BS, Pelini is a Jack man, BC would have been the scotch man

 

Hey there, Nothing wrong with scotch.

[MCAT800]

I call BS, Pelini is a Jack man, BC would have been the scotch man

 

Jack's good but if you ever get a taste of "Fighting C*ck" Bourban you'll never want anything else. 103 proof and smooth as a babies behind.

 

>>>T_O_B

 

 

Never tried it, but I hear it's damn good.