papersun87 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 In a surprise move today, the Reds announced that their mascot will be none other than Huskerboard's own I_Bleed_Red. Beat THAT. Quote Link to comment
sarge87 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 In a surprise move today, the Whites announced that their mascot will be none other than Huskerboard's own Huckfusker. Beat THAT. FIXED Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Well, at least Huckfusker is kinda clever . . . sometimes . . . . . . We're gonna pwn your butts out on the field. Quote Link to comment
husker B-rent Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field! wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board! Quote Link to comment
Micheal Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field! wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board! my best wishes to the red team Quote Link to comment
BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today... It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN! UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today... It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN! UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! Quote Link to comment
sarge87 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field! wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board! It's not how big your team is, it's the size of the heart. If that doesn't work, we can always play dirty. In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today... It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN! UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! We'll be waiting... Quote Link to comment
husker B-rent Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field! wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board! It's not how big your team is, it's the size of the heart. If that doesn't work, we can always play dirty. In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today... It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN! UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! We'll be waiting... i see us running all over the red team with 400 yds rushing and another 300 passing just to top it off. something to the tune of 76-16. playing dirty will not do it...................."your kung fu is no match for my brass nuckles!" Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Papersun..Why is Barry Switzer in your Sig's lately? Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 This thread is hilarious Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Rumor has it that photos have surfaced of the entire White Team at a party at Roger Clemens's home in Texas. Some photos depict Clemens distributing free samples of an unknown substance... Stay tuned for details... Quote Link to comment
sarge87 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 This just in......this morning at 8:00am the red team decided to run stairs, but they had no idea that you should not put your linemen at the front of the line. When they got to the top of the first row of stairs SARGE the lone actual sized lineman fell and everyone got rolled over most twisting their ankle but some just spraining their wrist. the lone person to come away uninjured was DUNDERMUFFINGUY as he was busy holding the first down marker even though there was no team on the field! wow, the white team line is going to be much bigger than the red across the board! It's not how big your team is, it's the size of the heart. If that doesn't work, we can always play dirty. In the latest news, the White Teams Mascot showed off their new uniforms today... It doesn't matter what we wear because we will be bringing the PAIN! UNLOCK THE PSYCH WARD!!!! We'll be waiting... i see us running all over the red team with 400 yds rushing and another 300 passing just to top it off. something to the tune of 76-16. playing dirty will not do it...................."your kung fu is no match for my brass nuckles!" Ahhhh you cannot hit that one cannot catch, grasshopper. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 NEWS FLASH: The red team was spotted at a petting zoo on a team bonding field trip. The manager of the petting zoo asked them to leave when he noticed all the animals were jealous becasue the red team thought they were supposed to pet each other. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Rumor has it that photos have surfaced of the entire White Team at a party at Roger Clemens's home in Texas. Some photos depict Clemens distributing free samples of an unknown substance... Stay tuned for details... Quote Link to comment
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