Cy the Cyclone Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 The draft results for the 2008 Spring/Summer seasons are complete and both head coaches are pleased with the results “I think with the players I’ve been stuck with we will do an excellent job in all aspects of the game….hey! Who picked that god damn sea o’ red son of a…is that thing still on? You f*cking hillbilly?” commented Red Team Head Coach Bill Callahan… “I’m the freaking head coach and they still wouldn’t let me be the #1 draft choice…”added Huskerfan500, field general for the White Team. A glance down the list of selections yields a few surprises. “Yeah…well every ship needs an anchor…” commented Callahan “even the Titanic had an anchor…of course that anchor is now laying useless on the ocean bed….that’s why we picked sarge87 in the first round. He’s like the Titanic’s anchor” When asked about the White Team first round pick Huskerfan500 said “He’s got Dish Network and a lot of beer in the fridge…you know…intangibles I look for in a player” If everything goes according to schedule, players will be evaluated this week and positions will be settled by both head coaches. The first game is scheduled to take place on Saturday, May 10. Stay tuned for on-the-scene reports from Spring practice. Red - Head Coach: Bill Callahan (unless someone volunteers) sarge87 - 6'0" 325 lbs Dundermuffinguy - 6'1'' 170lbs jonnyhuska - 5'11" 175 lbs Drowning in the Sea of Red - 5'10" 225 hskrpwr13 - 6'2; 200 sea o' red- 6'2" 190 lbs I See Red People - 5'10" 225lbs Touchdown Tommie - 6' 225lbs Huskerballz - 5'10" 180 lbs bbhusker- 6'0" 200 lbs Huskermatt - 5'11: 227 Jayhawk - 6'8" 252lbs M-247gunner - 6' 4" 260 lbs HuskerfaninOkieland-5'8" 180lbs Cy the Cyclone – 6’5” 230 lbs White - Head Coach: Huskerfan500 BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA- 5' 9.5; 215 Huskerfan500; 6'4'' 195 lbs PIMPZILLA - 6' 4"; 250 lbs BigBL87 - 6'5" 275 lbs huskerjock - 6'0"; 191 lbs papersun87 - 5'9.5"; 195 lbs mtsamuelson - 6'2; 225 lbs Huskernumerouno 6'0" 215 huskerinkc- 6', 195 lbs Sindonesia 5' 9" 185lbs BGREDSTUCKN IA - 6'3" 240LBS husker B-rent - 5'11" 225 lbs ironmike - 5'8" 200 lbs 4.65 Strigori - 6'1" 175 lbs Husker N TX- 6'3 1/2" 245 Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Please....I beg of you....someone coach the Red Team so we can get rid of Coach Dill-weed. Quote Link to comment
bbhusker Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Lol! This is gonna be great. Quote Link to comment
JHaWk Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Sign me up for the head coaching job of the red team Quote Link to comment
hskrpwr13 Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 As long as I still get to play. I'll be the coach. We dont Bumbling Bill or a stinkin' jayhawk coachin' us. Quote Link to comment
BOBELIEVER Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Cy, please don't fire Bill Callahan... I'm begging you.. it's like you're reading his mind .... don't fire him Cy .. please Quote Link to comment
nhuskers5 Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I'll coach the red team if nobady has dtaken it yet. Quote Link to comment
BOBELIEVER Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 i just got off the phone with my boy Bill Callahan and he said he could use me.. put me on the Red Team so it's even , 15-15 , I'm 5.925 and weighed 169 lbs. this morning , bench 290 and squat 135 lbs. .. also run the 40 in 4.97 .. unless i fall over cuz i'm top-heavy unless it's too late... snooze ya lose , i know Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 Mock League Rocked by Scandal Head Coach, Cy forced of Red Team As Practice Begins The Mock league was shocked to learn today that the head coach for the Red Team, Bill Callahan, was heavily involved with the theft of the Nebraska season last year. The hopes for a great season came up missing during the NU - USC game last fall. Callahan along with fellow suspect Kevin Cosgrove, were questioned extensively throughout the year but it was not until today that Callahan was officially charged with the theft. In a related note...Cy the Cyclone, star athlete and a key part of the upcoming season for Red...was dismissed from the team amid rumors of an "unnatural" fondness toward farm animals. When questioned, Cy maintained his innocence, claiming the object of his affection was NOT a farm animal but an ISU cheerleader. The investigation is ongoing In the interim...Cy's place on the roster will be filled by bobeliever...a typical underachiever who is probably from Cozad.... bobeliever will also take over the duties of head coach. See revised roster below: Red - Head Coach: bobeliever sarge87 - 6'0" 325 lbs Dundermuffinguy - 6'1'' 170lbs jonnyhuska - 5'11" 175 lbs Drowning in the Sea of Red - 5'10" 225 hskrpwr13 - 6'2; 200 sea o' red- 6'2" 190 lbs I See Red People - 5'10" 225lbs Touchdown Tommie - 6' 225lbs Huskerballz - 5'10" 180 lbs bbhusker- 6'0" 200 lbs Huskermatt - 5'11: 227 Jayhawk - 6'8" 252lbs M-247gunner - 6' 4" 260 lbs HuskerfaninOkieland-5'8" 180lbs bobeliever - 5'9" 169 lbs White - Head Coach: Huskerfan500 BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA- 5' 9.5; 215 Huskerfan500; 6'4'' 195 lbs PIMPZILLA - 6' 4"; 250 lbs BigBL87 - 6'5" 275 lbs huskerjock - 6'0"; 191 lbs papersun87 - 5'9.5"; 195 lbs mtsamuelson - 6'2; 225 lbs Huskernumerouno 6'0" 215 huskerinkc- 6', 195 lbs Sindonesia 5' 9" 185lbs BGREDSTUCKN IA - 6'3" 240LBS husker B-rent - 5'11" 225 lbs ironmike - 5'8" 200 lbs 4.65 Strigori - 6'1" 175 lbs Husker N TX- 6'3 1/2" 245 Quote Link to comment
Huskerballz Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I love it! Cy, you my man, are the sh*t! Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 White - Head Coach: Huskerfan500 BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA- 5' 9.5; 215 Huskerfan500; 6'4'' 195 lbs PIMPZILLA - 6' 4"; 250 lbs BigBL87 - 6'5" 275 lbs huskerjock - 6'0"; 191 lbs papersun87 - 5'9.5"; 195 lbs mtsamuelson - 6'2; 225 lbs Huskernumerouno 6'0" 215 huskerinkc- 6', 195 lbs Sindonesia 5' 9" 185lbs BGREDSTUCKN IA - 6'3" 240LBS husker B-rent - 5'11" 225 lbs ironmike - 5'8" 200 lbs 4.65 Strigori - 6'1" 175 lbs Husker N TX- 6'3 1/2" 245 Good lookin' squad we got here, boys. Good lookin' squad. Red sucks. Quote Link to comment
Touchdown Tommie Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Go Big Red!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
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