huskernumerouno Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 OK we figured out how this works. WE NEED MORE BEER before the game to get going. The halftime kegger was great motivation for the 2nd half comeback try. Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 You're the Commish! Impose some sort of penalty. Make him mow the lawn or wash your car or give you a foot massage Hmmm....good idea. Perhaps I'll make him go on a date with my ex-wife. I can't think of a more excruciating punishment.... Make him go on a date with MY ex-wife Maybe we should make YOUR ex-wife go out with MY ex-wife....and then make the losing team watch the video.... Son of a biscuit eater, you're evil! I like it! Just hope like hell the Red Team isn't the losing team. Things that make you go Quote Link to comment
Apathy Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Passing huskerjock 24-45-228 yds – 1 TD, 3 Int Rushing papersun87 13 - 23 yds Huskernumerouno 2 – 9 yds Stigori 1 – 3 yds huskerjock 7 – 0 yds Tackles Solo Assisted Sacks huskerjock 3 3 0 Total Offense Run Pass Total Red 123 142 265 White 30 228 258 OUCH I didn't play so hot. Sure looks like Callahan was calling our offense. Quote Link to comment
BOBELIEVER Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Bo I am getting a couple of senators who are going to bring your "special formula" to the Supreme Court, hopefully we don't find out that you have had an affair with a 16 year old, hint Roger Clemens hint first you'll have to pry it from Sarge's paws so by all means go for it... and if you get by Sarge that's fine too cuz I can "mis-remember" with the best of em Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Bo I am getting a couple of senators who are going to bring your "special formula" to the Supreme Court, hopefully we don't find out that you have had an affair with a 16 year old, hint Roger Clemens hint first you'll have to pry it from Sarge's paws so by all means go for it... and if you get by Sarge that's fine too cuz I can "mis-remember" with the best of em So will I be in the line-up next week or am I going to be 2nd string the whole time? Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 I told you new guys you were ineligble for the first game....if you keep complaining about it, I'm going to have to assume you can't read and rule you academically ineligble (or an Iowa Hawkeye) and send you to Cozad Prep School for a year... Quote Link to comment
Huskerballz Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 For being the starting running back, 6 carries seems a little low. Hmmmmm I smell sabotage Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 For being the starting running back, 6 carries seems a little low. Hmmmmm I smell sabotage It's all good in the hood. Next game we'll try to up your carries and yardage. Quote Link to comment
BOBELIEVER Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 For being the starting running back, 6 carries seems a little low. Hmmmmm I smell sabotage you must've had too many shots at the tailgate.. that's why you were running zig zag patterns instead of a straight line so your 4.3 40 speed was irrelevant... don't worry my new formula will straighten ya Quote Link to comment
hskrpwr13 Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Jesus... I need to get the ball more. 4.8 yards per carry. C'mon coach! Also the leading tackler for the Red squad, I see... Be cool there, Red. I'll keep letting the D key on me, so that you have those holes to get 4.8 per! My bruising 200 lb. frame is well suited to be the focal point of this offense. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I told you new guys you were ineligble for the first game....if you keep complaining about it, I'm going to have to assume you can't read and rule you academically ineligble (or an Iowa Hawkeye) and send you to Cozad Prep School for a year... I didn't read that so calm the f*&k down!!!! Typical Iowa State fan going off the handle at the first opportunity........ Quote Link to comment
jayhawk Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 5 Major accomplishments for Jayhawk 1) We won. Neato!!! 2) White Lost. Obvious, I suppose, but still an additional goal to make up the 5 I can tick off (Ready to whine about despite being the white teams, you need black shirts????) 3) I was not attributed a major injury. It seemed inevitable, so I will take it 4) I did something productive. 3 tackles for a DT is not bad, I maye frame Cy's post, maybe later at least, eventually. 5) No one has called one of my team's schedule soft after the first win to explain it away. AWESOME. So one question, where are the pancakes? No O-Lineman Stats? Cy, I thought you used to be one, can't we get our one non-negative stat? Quote Link to comment
Apathy Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No wonder why white lost...............we wore all white Quote Link to comment
huskerinkc Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Receiving huskerinkc 9 – 98 yds – 1 TD Nice!! Just like the good 'ol days in high school. Thanks for throwing me the rock! I told you I'd light it up. Quote Link to comment
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