AR Husker Fan Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 ***SNIP*** I am that man with the pointy stick! ***SNIP*** Quote Link to comment
hack Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 y'know what? i LIKE lil red. he's a freak. people see him and they're all like, "WTF is that thing?!" and then they're like "OMG IT SEES ME AND IS COMING MY WAY!!!" he's the NCAA version of the burger king: he's supposed to be this benign mascot, but in actuality he's anything BUT friendly. kinda like pennywise the clown from 'IT'. which is actually pretty damned frightening when you think about it. lil red isn't a mere mascot, he's the avatar for an extra-dimensional soul-consuming monster; a being so terrible, that if you actually saw its true physical form you'd be driven insane like some character from a lovecraftian novel. now THAT'S a college mascot. Quote Link to comment
Texan in Nebraska Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 wow that was an awesome read, seriously I mostly get bored and stop reading long articles but this was absolutely priceless! and I agree brign back HERBIE!! Quote Link to comment
zE bOp Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 2 'Hack' post no. 17: FRIGGIN KEWL POST, YO! Now I luvs L'il Red even more! Hows about that deleted scene from Brokeback Mtn: '...I just cain't quit you L'il Red...!' Keep those LR action shots comin'. As 4 me, I 'BACK' L'il Red 'all the way!' Ha ha, c what I did there? Quote Link to comment
zE bOp Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Me thinks it's high time 4 a L'il Red action photo contest and/or look alike thread. Hmmm? Quote Link to comment
Huskerhead1976 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Cy great read as always. Hack what are the odds I could use picture number 3 as a signature? Minus lil red of course. Quote Link to comment
hack Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 2 'Hack' post no. 17: FRIGGIN KEWL POST, YO! Now I luvs L'il Red even more! Hows about that deleted scene from Brokeback Mtn: '...I just cain't quit you L'il Red...!' Keep those LR action shots comin'. As 4 me, I 'BACK' L'il Red 'all the way!' Ha ha, c what I did there? ... you're stoned again, aren't you? Quote Link to comment
hack Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Cy great read as always. Hack what are the odds I could use picture number 3 as a signature? sure go ahead. Minus lil red of course. deal breaker. bo and lil red are a package deal, man. and all you haters, you don't know cutting edge surrealism entertainment. lil red is like GWAR for the mainstream. Quote Link to comment
zE bOp Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 2 'Hack' post no. 17: FRIGGIN KEWL POST, YO! Now I luvs L'il Red even more! Hows about that deleted scene from Brokeback Mtn: '...I just cain't quit you L'il Red...!' ... you're stoned again, aren't you? '...la la...i went 2 a danze w l'il red...then i got HIIIGH!...' la la... Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 Ok, Lil Red ain't great. But the WORST mascot has to be the Stanford pine tree/swamp thing abomination those Calli stoner kids came up with. What the hell is that thing anyway? And Cy. I'll trade you lil red for that ridiculous tornado bird your boys are using! Please explain to me how a red chicken suit instills the devastation and raw power of a mid west twister? Ain't great?!? THAT'S an understatement. Take another look at the face of Husker Football if something isn't done...take a good, loooong look He's on his freakin' head for God's sake! Your mascot has been knocked onto his goddamn head...at FOLSOM FIELD!!!! What happened....Chip run him over or something? Lil Red is going DOWN! Quote Link to comment
BigRedPowerWagon Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Dont poke his toe, slit his throat so he perminately dies. Quote Link to comment
Cy the Cyclone Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 WELCOME TO AMES LIL RED....BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment
huskerfan711 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 ^^^ I like it! Quote Link to comment
BigRedfxtoy Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 That was great! I don't know about all the killin but I do have to go with Herbie Husker for sure. Quote Link to comment
caveman99 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Cy, we have got to get you a writting job I laughed my ass off at this as I do at most of your posts. Great stuff I agree, I have yet to read a CY post that didn't have me laughing my ass off. Maybe someone will start a "CY quote of the week" like Drowning did with BRI. Quote Link to comment
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