**National Championship Thread**

[redout22]

The defenses are playing well. Another pick

[HUSKER 37]

lol no idea what a parabolic mike is

 

Not sure about the name, but if I was in charge of naming things...

 

 

It's a ~4' dish with a microphone in the center.

 

[mmmtodd]

i might have a breakdown here guys. i honestly do not think i can handle an entire offseason, then an entire preseason of nothing but tim tebow talk. in fact, after this post, i shall not mention his name.

[HUSKER 37]

i might have a breakdown here guys. i honestly do not think i can handle an entire offseason, then an entire preseason of nothing but tim tebow talk. in fact, after this post, i shall not mention his name.

 

Tim Who?

[redout22]

i might have a breakdown here guys. i honestly do not think i can handle an entire offseason, then an entire preseason of nothing but tim tebow talk. in fact, after this post, i shall not mention his name.

 

Tim Who?

I believe Tebow? They talked about him for a couple of seconds right before halftime. It was real brief though.

[Micheal]

how waas there no flag?

[brasky]

I feel bad for Sam Bradford having to play with these receivers. They have cost them the game 5 times over. Hes making throws, the guys just aren't catching them.

[mmmtodd]

[Micheal]

that qb for Florida just got a flag

[mmmtodd]

apparently this crew is unaware of even the remote chance that the defense, as a team, won this game for florida.

[redout22]

I do like Tebow. A lot actually, but WOW these announcers are in love with him.

But yeah I believe if Tebow was in the big 12 he would probably be the 4th best. Maybe 3rd. I don't think it is ridiculous at all

[mmmtodd]

bob stoops is in a glass case of emotion.

[HuskerEric]

Tim Tebow is not one of the top players ever. Now another year of SEC is the best crap.

[Husker Runner]

I think these Fox announcers are suffering from the same affliction as Gary Danielson at CBS.

 

ATLANTA, GA — At approximately 11 pm Saturday night, CBS sports announcer Gary Danielson realized it was time to head for the emergency room.

 

“Every single commercial for a male virility pill, like Viagra or Cialis, says that if your erection lasts for more than four hours, then you should call a doctor,” Danielson said. “Well I had the biggest Tebowner of my life yesterday, and it started about 3 pm eastern time and it wasn’t gone by 11 pm, and I knew it wasn’t even close to being gone, so I came to the ER.”

 

The Tebowner seems to have been a direct result of Tim Tebow’s dominant performance in the SEC Championship game against the Alabama Crimson Tide. As of the publication of this piece, Danielson remained in care with a lot of attention being paid to him, as doctors worked in vain to figure out what they could do to treat the Tebowner.

 

“It’s a really difficult thing to treat,” said Dr. Pervez Mushtaf, of the Atlanta Regional Medical Center. “Tebowners start off and they feel so great, you’re like, ‘Damn, Tim Tebow is awesome, I could feel like this forever, I hope that this feeling never ends,’ that sort of thing. But then you find yourself about four hours later and you’re like, ‘Jesus, I mean, I love Tim Tebow, I really love Tim Tebow, but holy crap, this thing has got to go away.’”

 

A Tebowner is defined by the American Journal of Medicine as a “severe swelling of the genitalia resulting from long-term visual exposure to the exploits of Tim Tebow on the college football field.”

 

Tebowners occur naturally following viewing of Florida Gators games for many people, with an extremely high prevalence in television announcers and University of Florida graduates.

 

“I’m not sure why, but we treat a lot of TV announcers who have severe Tebowners,” Mushtaf said. “Barely a week goes by where I don’t spend part of Sunday chucking cold water on Brent Musburger’s hoo-hah, if you know what I mean.”

 

As for Danielson, doctors are keeping their fingers crossed that his Tim Tebow-inspired “condition” will subside.

 

“We’ve tried cold water, and we’ve tried ice cubes, and we’ve even tried naked pictures of Rosie O’Donnell,” Mushtaf said. “Nothing has worked so far. But now we’ve got him in there watching this year’s game between the Iowa Hawkeyes and Indiana Hoosiers. That ought to make it go away.”

 

Tebowners are a serious problem in the southeastern part of the country, where Tim Tebow is frequently viewed, and long-lasting Tebowners have been negatively affecting men across Florida for the last two years. It is a much more severe affliction than the fast-spreading Peter Warrdick that plagued Tallahassee briefly in the early part of the 1990s.

 

“We’ve treated more than 700 severe Tebowners in the past two years,” said a spokesperson for Gainesville Presbyterian. “I’ve never encountered such a severe disease. I almost hope that Tim Tebow thinks of the good people of Northern Florida and takes his talents to the NFL. Let some other doctor deal with Joe Buck.”

[Nebraska Alum]

Well that was great watching the Sooners lose. It would have been really sick if they'd won another title. Bob Stoops' expressions at the end were priceless.