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Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat one of 'em, man, wow...

 

TC: Wow, did you know these people, man?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next door to me, y'know...until they got kicked out, man.

 

TC: Wha? They got kicked out of the projects, man?

 

CM: Yeah, you know what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man...

 

TC: Typical freaks, huh?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man, they were really freaks, man. As a matter of fact, they all moved up north together, y'know.

 

TC: Oh, they had to go get their head together, man?

 

CM: Yeah, get their head together. And they started a commune, y'know. It was called the...uh..."Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune"

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Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat one of 'em, man, wow...

 

TC: Wow, did you know these people, man?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next door to me, y'know...until they got kicked out, man.

 

TC: Wha? They got kicked out of the projects, man?

 

CM: Yeah, you know what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man...

 

TC: Typical freaks, huh?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man, they were really freaks, man. As a matter of fact, they all moved up north together, y'know.

 

TC: Oh, they had to go get their head together, man?

 

CM: Yeah, get their head together. And they started a commune, y'know. It was called the...uh..."Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune"

Outside the box.. I like it..

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Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat one of 'em, man, wow...

 

TC: Wow, did you know these people, man?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next door to me, y'know...until they got kicked out, man.

 

TC: Wha? They got kicked out of the projects, man?

 

CM: Yeah, you know what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man...

 

TC: Typical freaks, huh?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man, they were really freaks, man. As a matter of fact, they all moved up north together, y'know.

 

TC: Oh, they had to go get their head together, man?

 

CM: Yeah, get their head together. And they started a commune, y'know. It was called the...uh..."Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune"

Cheech y Chong are gonna demand royalties, ya know...

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Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat one of 'em, man, wow...

 

TC: Wow, did you know these people, man?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next door to me, y'know...until they got kicked out, man.

 

TC: Wha? They got kicked out of the projects, man?

 

CM: Yeah, you know what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man...

 

TC: Typical freaks, huh?

 

CM: Oh, yeah, man, they were really freaks, man. As a matter of fact, they all moved up north together, y'know.

 

TC: Oh, they had to go get their head together, man?

 

CM: Yeah, get their head together. And they started a commune, y'know. It was called the...uh..."Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune"

Cheech y Chong are gonna demand royalties, ya know...

 

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