HUSKER 37 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Steven Wright picked me up when I was hitch hiking last night. He said, "You might want to put your seatbelt on..I saw this in a cartoon once and I THINK I can do it". Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 They finally put in that chair lift at the Tulsa (Cross Country) Ski resort. http://www.go-oklahoma.com/Skiing] (The first two entries were just for practice) Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 They finally put in that chair lift at the Tulsa Cross Country Ski resort. Oklahoma Ski Conditions? (The first two entries were just for practice) Allright this is Husker37 entry.. Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat one of 'em, man, wow... TC: Wow, did you know these people, man? CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next door to me, y'know...until they got kicked out, man. TC: Wha? They got kicked out of the projects, man? CM: Yeah, you know what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man... TC: Typical freaks, huh? CM: Oh, yeah, man, they were really freaks, man. As a matter of fact, they all moved up north together, y'know. TC: Oh, they had to go get their head together, man? CM: Yeah, get their head together. And they started a commune, y'know. It was called the...uh..."Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune" Cheech y Chong are gonna demand royalties, ya know... Pedro Depacas and "Man" Link to comment
BigWillie Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Getting the car up in the tree was the easy. Finding toilet bowl blue paint for the trailor was the hard part. Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Due to budget cuts and the horrible economy Santa had to move and Christmas is cancelled, Santa is now Bob who is a raging alcoholic and this is where he lives. Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 "Ok, Earl and Earlene... go hang yer stockings on the gun rack and we'll be finished." Link to comment
rawhide Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 What ET would have looked like filmed in Okieland. ET payphone home. Iiiidddddiooooot Link to comment
The Maudfather Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 "Ok, Earl and Earlene... go hang yer stockings on the gun rack and we'll be finished." Link to comment
GSG Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Season"s Greetings from teh Mizzou Crew! -TuffTiger, MUTigerFan and fro daddy couldn't resist guys Link to comment
strigori Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Ok I have broad shoulders so I present to you...... this trailer park beauty.. Closes Monday at 11:59p When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Was a rusted old beetle making the crash And what should I expect from the white trash Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 Ok I have broad shoulders so I present to you...... this trailer park beauty.. Closes Monday at 11:59p When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Was a rusted old beetle making the crash And what should I expect from the white trash Very nice.. Link to comment
HSKRNOKC Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 There are some great ones in here. Finish strong guys whoever wins will be the leader. Link to comment
fro daddy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Season"s Greetings from teh Mizzou Crew! -TuffTiger, MUTigerFan and fro daddy couldn't resist guys but i live in omaha... Link to comment
SOCALHUSKER Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Ok I have broad shoulders so I present to you...... this trailer park beauty.. Closes Monday at 11:59p When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Was a rusted old beetle making the crash And what should I expect from the white trash Link to comment
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