papersun87 Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 please stop regurgitating chuck norris jokes. You're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington. Quote Link to comment
Malth Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 please stop regurgitating chuck norris jokes. You're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington. jokes that have been told a thousand times are a buzzkill Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 It's not that hard to make your own jokes. All of mine are originals. They may not be terribly funny, but they're new. Quote Link to comment
huskerswrkhavoc Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 please stop regurgitating chuck norris jokes. Suh makes Chuck Norris look like a joke. Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Oh...my turn! Suh demolishes cars! Quote Link to comment
NoKoolAidForME Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Bo Belini sent the President of France a copy of the Big 12 CCG and he sent back a letter of surrender...just to be on the safe side. LOL.....Well done. Quote Link to comment
VA Husker Fan Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 please stop regurgitating chuck norris jokes. Just ignore the thread then...I haven't heard some of these. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Suh demolishes cars! Quote Link to comment
Bo-Nose Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Suh uses a metal toilet because he destroys porcelain upon contact. Suh grinds up the nation of Columbia to make his cup of coffee. On his tour through Tibet, Suh stubbed his toe and created Mount Everest. Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 The Big X viaduct near campus was created to keep Suh out of the path of oncoming trains. Union Pacific was complaining that too many of their trains were getting wrecked when Suh walked across the tracks. Quote Link to comment
Bo-Nose Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 When Suh goes deer hunting, he doesn't use a gun. He killed a twelve-point buck by challenging it to a duel. Quote Link to comment
NPhusker Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 King Kong thought that if he used half of Suh's name he might just be half as strong as NdamuKONG, but it didnt work Quote Link to comment
hack Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Suh is the reason why Waldo Colt McCoy is hiding. fixed. every time colt mccoy sees the number '93', he goes fetal and starts screaming for his momma. Quote Link to comment
Go Balls Deep Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 What about if you have a milkshake and Ndamukong Suh has a milkshake? Quote Link to comment
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