fro daddy Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 So i know many of you have a little goofball in you just like I do. I thought it would be fun to read what your "absolutly no way this would ever happen but it would be f'in awesome if it did" press conference/announcement of leaving the big 12 would be your dream. I will start with one I saw on a MU paid board, cracked me up. I'm so excited! I can't wait to see Tom Osborne wearing a BU-regent-Buddy-Jones mask and a red tshirt with "Cornshucker" on the back of it, piggy-backing Alden on his shoulders up to the podium with Mike dressed up in black and gold and an upside down comically oversized burnt orange cowboy hat set precariously on his noggin. It's going to be awesome Quote Link to comment
billdozer15 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I would like to see T.O. come to the presser in nothing but skivvies, cowboy boots, six shooters on his hip and a 20 gallon cowboy hat. Then say I came dressed like this because just once before we leave this conference I wanted to feel what its like to fit in. Quote Link to comment
fro daddy Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 I would like to see T.O. come to the presser in nothing but skivvies, cowboy boots, six shooters on his hip and a 20 gallon cowboy hat. Then say I came dressed like this because just once before we leave this conference I wanted to feel what its like to fit in. lol Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 My dream presser would be Osborne walking up to the podium holding a sign that says ":01". And then when he gets to the mic he yells out "How you like me now bitch!" Quote Link to comment
fro daddy Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 If Mu gets the call and goes, I wouldnt mind seeing Aldon walk up to the mic and say "given the number of calls we have recieved from ku, their administration, coaches and backers. The calls and conversations with their state representatives and senators. As well as the concerns they have voiced in to our big 12 north partner Ne and the media/AP in general, I would just like to announce that MU has decided to stay in the big12.....NOT!!!! (then in his best Shaq rapping voice) He ku, tell me how my *#% taste!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Or just a simple, "screw this...We're gone" Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Screw the press conference, I'd love to see Mizzou or Nebraska win the Big XII this year and in the closing moments of the game when the game is locked up, start a "Big 10" chant...now if that wouldn't piss them off, I don't know what will... Quote Link to comment
fro daddy Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 Screw the press conference, I'd love to see Mizzou or Nebraska win the Big XII this year and in the closing moments of the game when the game is locked up, start a "Big 10" chant...now if that wouldn't piss them off, I don't know what will... NICE! Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Screw the press conference, I'd love to see Mizzou or Nebraska win the Big XII this year and in the closing moments of the game when the game is locked up, start a "Big 10" chant...now if that wouldn't piss them off, I don't know what will... NICE! Instead of players flashing "Restore the Order" t-shirts, have them flash "Big 10" t-shirts. Quote Link to comment
nublackshirt00 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 With 00:01 before the Big 12's Nebraska commitment deadline, T.O. goes to the mike and states, "Intially, we were going to commit to the Big 12, but upon further review, we are leaving for the Big 10....P.S. Texas, you actually were the ones who started this, and WE are the ones who finished it!" Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I think Dr. Tom should go the route of a high school recruit. Have a huge presser with two hats in front of him. One is a Big 12 hat, the other a Big 10. Then at the last minute, he places the hat on his head correlating to the conference we're in. If it's the Big 12 hat, he removes the B12 sticker showing the Big 10 and hollers "PSYCHE!!!!" Quote Link to comment
fro daddy Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 I think Dr. Tom should go the route of a high school recruit. Have a huge presser with two hats in front of him. One is a Big 12 hat, the other a Big 10. Then at the last minute, he places the hat on his head correlating to the conference we're in. If it's the Big 12 hat, he removes the B12 sticker showing the Big 10 and hollers "PSYCHE!!!!" Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'm thinking this will go down similar to the final scene in Dr. Strangelove. We make our move but the Doomsday Device doesn't go off right away. Then, well, you know the rest... Quote Link to comment
wildman Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I'd like to see TO have a press conference where in the background is the head of a Bull looking like Bevo on the back wall. He strolls up to the mic says F*ck Texas.......oh yea Bevo tasted good. Then walk away. Quote Link to comment
Street Novelist Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I think Dr. Tom should go the route of a high school recruit. Have a huge presser with two hats in front of him. One is a Big 12 hat, the other a Big 10. Then at the last minute, he places the hat on his head correlating to the conference we're in. If it's the Big 12 hat, he removes the B12 sticker showing the Big 10 and hollers "PSYCHE!!!!" :rollin I just about shiat myself on that one Quote Link to comment
irafreak Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 While not as good as some of the above i wouldn't mind TO walking up and announcing "after a careful vote....we have decided 11-1 in favor of joining the big 10. Quote Link to comment
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