Jump to content


Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk


Recommended Posts

Only drink when the wife's lips mofe.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Link to comment

Am teetering on edge of drunken idiocy.

I can only be what my stumbles allow me to be.

I am not permanent, like the Confederacy

Was thought up, drawn up, sticks, dust, wind, cease to be.

 

"Hey, man? That makes absolutely no sense."

 

"To what sense? Sight?"

 

"Go to bed."

 

"Okay."

Link to comment


DRUNK! Fiance is once again ticked off at me. CHEERS!!!!!

 

Stu, you need to set her straight!

 

Got pulled over tonight and told cop I only had two beers when I've clearly had much much more. Passed the test and pulled into the taco bell drive thru as the cops sat there and talked. (Prob. about how drunk I was but they were too lazy to drive me downtown, so they let me go) :LOLtartar

  • Fire 1
Link to comment

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

Visit the Sports Illustrated Husker site



×
×
  • Create New...