I want to play for Nebraska!!

[gobiggergoredder]

99%of youprobably won't even read this...but I just turned 17 and I am trying my best to become a horse. On the 30th of December I am moving to the plains of Nevada to learn from the best horses. I just finished nailing horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and I cut my hair into the shape of a horse's mane. If anyone could +1 this it would be really helpful to me in supporting my dream of becoming a horse.

 

My brother in law has a similar story. He's is trying to become a Turd.

[T_O_Bull]

99%of youprobably won't even read this...but I just turned 17 and I am trying my best to become a horse. On the 30th of December I am moving to the plains of Nevada to learn from the best horses. I just finished nailing horseshoes to my feet (really hurts) and I cut my hair into the shape of a horse's mane. If anyone could +1 this it would be really helpful to me in supporting my dream of becoming a horse.

 

My brother in law has a similar story. He's is trying to become a Turd.

Mine too, and he's real close.

T_O_B

G>B>R

[Enhance]

Keep studying. You won't get into a D-1 school writing like that.

It's the internet.

[gobiggergoredder]

Im 15 im a a linebacker and fullback.

 

From Ohio im a freshman in high school

 

 

15 year old freshman?

 

You'll probably be about Brandon Weeden's age by the time you make it through, you just won't have the baseball portion of the story.

[huskerXman]

Im 15 im a a linebacker and fullback.

 

From Ohio im a freshman in high school

Im supposed to be 6 2 and weigh about to 230

 

Im a die hard Miami hurricanes fan have been all my life.

 

But I want to play for NU.

 

I hope to get Recruited by NU and win 2 National championships.

 

 

I want to play for Nebraska because the history and Tom osborne coached for NU he is my favorite coach of all time.

 

I pray everday that I get a chance to play for NU.

 

By looking at this post.. My guess is you need a little more time in the classroom.

[Nebraska option]

I have a B in English I just cant type at all so no I dont need classroom work.

[bhamHusker]

After a careful review of your posts, I'd like to ask you to pick another school as your dream destination.

[zoogs]

Are you from Youngstown? Could help you get noticed.

 

In any case, good luck dude.

[Rocketsocks]

Anyone else notice that he almost never comes back to post in the threads he starts? That's just weird.

[ADS]

Eat your fruits and veggies, do your homework, listen to your parents, and practice hard everyday then maybe Bo will give you a look.

[Marf]

I have a B in English I just cant type at all so no I dont need classroom work.

 

 

Saying you have a B and thinking you don't need to work on it is solid proof that you don't know what you're talking about.

[CornHOLIO]

A "B" in your native language?

 

I should talk, we hated our Engrish teacher so much, one semester we had a contest to see who could score the lowest average.

 

 

 

 

I HAVE been wondering though, what do you mean

Im supposed to be 6 2 and weigh about to 230

?

 

Still on the way to getting there and are now 5'10" / 160#?

 

 

 

 

I keep telling my GF that according to my shoesize I'm supposed to be 12" long

[Nebraska option]

Im suposed to be be 6 2 height wise.

[majech]

Just promise us this... when you're on the roster, NEVER come back to this board to see what we, the "all knowing" internet fan community, is saying. You don't need that kind of distraction.

 

^This

[Excel]

You guys take him, we're good - Rest of Big Ten