AK-47 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I noticed we have this open spot on the field. I will step in and declare my candidacy. If elected I plan to do the following things: 1) snap the football. I will be there for the punter and place kicker whenever they need a football snapped to them. 2) First on the field in warm-ups. I will go out two hours before kick offs if that's what it takes to get my kickers ready. 3) Goof around as much as possible during practice. As a high school long snapper, I have more experience in this field than any of the other declared candidates. 4) Not getting invited to team parties. Self explanatory. This is what I intend to contribute to this squad. Thank you and God bless America. Link to comment
The Dude Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I once dated a girl who had a long snapper. Link to comment
GSG Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I once dated a girl who had a long snapper. Link to comment
NUance Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 And place-kick holder. We need one of those. Hey, The Dude, did you ever date a girl who held your balls? Link to comment
rawhide Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 U can only kick one at a time per regulations that's why she holds them :$ Link to comment
Enhance Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 You can't declare your own candidacy. That said, if knapplc adds this position, I will nominate you. Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 I once dated a girl who had a long snapper. This from the guy who just needs to get some snapper Link to comment
AK-47 Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 You can't declare your own candidacy. That said, if knapplc adds this position, I will nominate you. I know that. It's not an official candidacy, but more of a medium for the revelation of my platform lol Link to comment
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