HUSKER 37 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Dorothy's Sister You really don't have a clue? Me Can't be my boyish good looks. Dorothy's Sister World's oldest profession, guy. Me Chariot Mechanic? Dorothy's Sister Lol! Funny! Come on! I know you're not that dense! Me You should see me try to swim Dorothy's Sister Thanks for the laugh and smile, 37! Me So you're saying they really don't find me or my chariot attractive? Dorothy's Sister You know how I feel about you Big Brother's Skydiving Buddy I know the feeling 37. Dorothy's Sister It could be a guy wanting personal info to scam ya. Either way they just want your money. Old Football Buddy I have this probelm all the time. I'm hot! There's no denying it! It could be the same for you. But I wouldn't know! Ask Dorothy's fat Sister Dorothy's Sister OFB,! You are being onery tonight! I'm still waiting for my fruity drink! lol! Old GF that got married twice before giving in I don't know what this is all about...but I would like a fruity drink too OFB..37..I think you are just a lucky guy! Me After me millions 'eh? I enjoy a challenge..Plus I'm tired of always having to inflate my current girl friend just to get in the car pool lane..Is lager considered a fruity drink? But HOW could I not trust THIS face? Me I asked around at work...I'm changing my answer to apple picker as the oldest profession. Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Because they want you to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a cell phone... Don't fall for it homie... Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Sounds almost exactly like my Honeymoon. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 You might be right, though...Judging by her 47 guy friends..They look like nobody would miss them. Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I think I see an Adam's apple! Fool me once.......! Quote Link to comment
carlfense Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I think I see an Adam's apple! Fool me once.......! I, too, remember HuskerJen. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Why do random hot girls half my age with no apparent female friends and a fondness for Michael Jackson videos keep trying to add me on facebook? HB record for longest thread title. Re the chick: Wow! She is a little hottie alright. But maybe you should use your ex-wife's credit card--just in case the issue of payment comes up. 2 Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 Why do random hot girls half my age with no apparent female friends and a fondness for Michael Jackson videos keep trying to add me on facebook? HB record for longest thread title. Re the chick: Wow! She is a little hottie alright. But maybe you should use your ex-wife's credit card--just in case the issue of payment comes up. Fugen Brilliant!!! Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 I wonder how many bags of ice she'd have to tote upstairs to fill one of my bathtubs.. Quote Link to comment
walksalone Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 I wonder how many bags of ice she'd have to tote upstairs to fill one of my bathtubs.. gonna say at least a dozen, depending on size of the tub... Quote Link to comment
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