Mavric Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini 26m26 minutes ago .@ESPN Peyton Manning broke the all time TD passing record three times tonight and you don't even care Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini 34m34 minutes ago UPDATED NCAA SUSPENSION GUIDELINES Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I think FauxPelini now has a brother. Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini 1m1 minute ago Follow @FauxMaddon and tell everyone you know to do that too Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini 2h2 hours ago Carolina has to be pissed that Auburn only paid Cam Newton $200,000 yet got a title out of it Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Huskers Illustrated @Hillustrated 10m10 minutes ago Check out the most followed college football coaches on Twitter. http://bit.ly/1yCq4kj Bo Pelini at No. 8. @FauxPelini would be No. 3. Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Badger of Honor @BadgerOfHonorFS 2h2 hours ago A great interview with the infamous @FauxPelini! http://badgerofhonor.com/2014/11/14/interview-twitter-sensation-faux-pelini/ … #Badgers #OnWisconsin Quote Link to comment
HuskerfaninOkieland Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/110990/fake-bo-pelini-the-uw-madison-police-and-the-wonders-of-twitter Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Faux Bielema @FauxBielema 6m6 minutes ago @FauxPelini are you in town? Let's get lunch. Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 TWITTER LETTER TO MIKE RILEY (WHOEVER THAT IS) Congratulations on taking my job from me, I hope you’re happy with yourself. I know it’s not your fault BUT I HATE YOU ANYWAY. Even though you are mean I’ve decided to tell you what you need to know about your new job. The best thing: UNLIMITED KHAKIS AND HOODIES. Check the walk-in closet behind Tim Miles’ office by the Coke machine. OH GOD I MISS IT SO. I’ve heard there is free bubble gum near Shawn Eichorst’s office, but nobody knows where that is. Most fans are good. Some are impatient, some are old and don’t like noise, but most are fine. The ones who leave early are a$$hole$, though. IMPORTANT: DON’T HIRE YOUR BROTHER. OR AT LEAST MY BROTHER. Your boss won’t give you a specific number of games you have to win to not get fired, but here’s a hint: IT’S AT LEAST TEN. When you finish in the Top 20, they will require you to start finishing in the Top 15. When you do that, the Top 10. And then the Playoff. And if you make the Playoff a couple of times but lose, TAKE A WILD GUESS ABOUT WHAT THEY WILL REQUIRE NEXT. So while they say they just want you to get the program over the hump, there are actually about 37 humps, EACH ONE WAITING TO MAKE YOU SAD.' IMPORTANT: ASSUME ALL MICROPHONES ARE “HOT” EVEN WHEN YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT THE a$$hole$ WHO LEAVE GAMES EARLY. especially then, actually Oh -- if people say that your real job is to lead young men & get high graduation rates & run a clean program, I WANT YOU TO LAUGH AT THEM. NO, I WANT YOU TO STAND UP AND POINT AT THEM AND LAUGH MANIACALLY UNTIL THEY CRY AND LEAVE THE ROOM. BECAUSE SUNDAY THEY HAD A 45 MINUTE PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT HOW I GOT FIRED FOR NOT WINNING ENOUGH GAMES AND CHAMPIONSHIPS. AND THAT WAS IT. OK, good luck I guess. If you have questions call me at 1-800-IM-GETTING-SEVEN-MILLION-DOLLARS-TO-NOT-WORK-SO-FIGURE-IT-OUT-YOURSELF-SUCKA. Or maybe I'll stick around for a little while to help you. I haven't decided yet. BYE. 1 Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Might be the end of the line..... Quote Link to comment
killer cacti Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Might be the end of the line..... IDK, if Bo gets the SC DC position, there's gold to be had with Spurrier... Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Might be the end of the line..... IDK, if Bo gets the SC DC position, there's gold to be had with Spurrier... Spurrier says he's done in 2 years. T_O_B Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Faux Pelini lives. The popular Twitter parody account of former Nebraska football coach Bo Pelini will remain active in the wake of Pelini’s hiring this week at FCS-level Youngstown State, the man behind Faux Pelini said Friday. “It seems there’s still some life left to this thing,” said the Chicago attorney and Nebraska fan who operates the account. “Faux can live on as the Youngstown State coach and still will remain very interested in events back in Lincoln. “He’ll have some things to say about that.” ESPN Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/CPinCLEVELAND/status/581539838207369216https://twitter.com/FauxPelini/status/581561045430439937https://twitter.com/dlinbo/status/581562364211818496 Quote Link to comment
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