Roxy15 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 It was the night before the first Husker football game and all of the male members of Huskerboard couldn’t sleep So they all decided to get together to drink beer, tell jokes and stories that got MORE than a little steep The more beer they drank, the more risque' the jokes and stories got and they all started to get a little "Hazy" The phone at the bar was ringing like crazy Just to name a few Huskerboard members, the calls were from the better halves of AR Husker Fan, NUance, killer cacti, ShawnWatson, HUSKER 37, knapplc, GM_Tood, walksalone, rawhide, T_O_Bull, The Dude, Bradr, BIGREDFAN_in_OMAHA, knapplc, Minnesota_husker, RedRedJarvisRedwhine, Vince from ShamWOW & BIGREDIOWAN and moreJ All the wives said this to them on the phone..Honey if you want anymore of “THIS”-(You All Know What This Means:)-then you better get you’re A_S “HOME” The waitress came around and said “last call” for alcohol and they all nodded their head It was time for the bar to close so they all went home, thinking that they would call it a night and just go to bed Little did they all know that when they got home, the doors were locked They all stayed at the same motel due to the fact that they were all “crocked” The morning came and they all made it to the game Nebraska won the game so the night out wasn’t a shameJ GO BIG RED 7 Quote Link to comment
irieboy8 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh yes another day Oh yes wide wide awake They never accept me Never was give a f#*k Huskerboard has shunned the island in the sun I just want to have a little fun All is lost when lost is never found chance by chance day by day husker nani come my way What a waste It never was Do thee even care? Dyed by pubes husker colors Does that show my intent? Lay me down All you stay fat How illogical when you know we worship the same father broke my stick on husker dirt and stadium cement blew me away but it was a good lay You know it will come true someone needs to be there passions i want to share but instead of being locked up rusty nails to match rusty keys funk that guy trying to ban me dont confuse me its not hard to do please don't ever leave all you homos don't respond to me on craigslist throw for a loss mind racing like abdullah's feet but I'm broken like taylors feet and the o-lines faces husker chicks like never get wasted recycler series art painted with menstrual blood better watch yourself Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Thanks for the mention Roxy...I was feeling more like a stranger lately.. Quote Link to comment
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