Big Red 40 Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 I couldn’t find a thread of this. I made it through 10 pages of 209 and quit lol. Proud pet owners show me what you got . These are my boys . They ain’t right in the head sometimes but I love em anyway . My name is Jake . I don’t know what they put in this ball (catnip) but I love it . My breath smells like a bait shop in July . I like to open cupboard doors , get into everything ,drink from the toilet, and run outside any chance I get . I do not like to dance or be rocked like a baby but dad makes me anyway . My name is Simon . I enjoy loud Five Finger Death Punch , toilet water , laying in a basket too small for me ,watching tv , and running from the “shadow people” . I don’t like to dance, or rockabye baby either . I will plot your death if you try . 6 Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) Aww. The top one looks like mine. We have 2 others but I don't love them as much. Edited February 28, 2018 by Moiraine 3 Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 We're Benny and Emma. When I (Benny) was adopted, i really didnt adjust well to my new environment, so mom went back to my foster home and brought me back my very own dog (Emma) to help me out. I love her so much, even though she looks like a hairless hippo (from having severe mange). Her hair has since grown in fairly nicely (and don't tell her, but she still looks a bit like a hippo). Oh, and that other "thing" - our nemesis - that stinking cat. I hear mom and dad calling her "Tyrant" a lot, and other things, who even knows her real name. All we know is that she is 8 pounds of pure evil and we are really afraid of her. The other kitteh is so much nicer than this "Tyrant" one, but we couldn't find a handy picture. 3 Quote Link to comment
NM11046 Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Dilly Dilly said: We're Benny and Emma. When I (Benny) was adopted, i really didnt adjust well to my new environment, so mom went back to my foster home and brought me back my very own dog (Emma) to help me out. I love her so much, even though she looks like a hairless hippo (from having severe mange). Her hair has since grown in fairly nicely (and don't tell her, but she still looks a bit like a hippo). Oh, and that other "thing" - our nemesis - that stinking cat. I hear mom and dad calling her "Tyrant" a lot, and other things, who even knows her real name. All we know is that she is 8 pounds of pure evil and we are really afraid of her. The other kitteh is so much nicer than this "Tyrant" one, but we couldn't find a handy picture. OMG love Emma the hippo! And you are a good dog mom to go get her so that they could be happy together. Edited February 28, 2018 by NM11046 3 Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 17 minutes ago, NM11046 said: OMG love Emma the hippo! And you are a good dog mom to go get her so that they could be happy together. She is the sweetest doggie. It was one of the best decisions we've made. 1 Quote Link to comment
The Murphinator Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Murphinator said: Quote Link to comment
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Scarlet Overkill Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Love this topic. In fact, i think I'll just camp in this thread until spring ball starts. 2 Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) Ok fine here's another. This cat is a giant doofus. She often falls asleep standing up next to my leg waiting for pets. Edited February 28, 2018 by Moiraine 3 Quote Link to comment
Big Red 40 Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 Simon is also a master bug killer . Any spiders , Beatles , flies , etc that dare to enter “his “ house will be tracked down, killed, and eaten . Lol He’s especially fond of houseflies (sky raisins ) he will track them for hours to get a delicious little snack . 1 Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Big Red 40 said: Simon is also a master bug killer . Any spiders , Beatles , flies , etc that dare to enter “his “ house will be tracked down, killed, and eaten . Lol He’s especially fond of houseflies (sky raisins ) he will track them for hours to get a delicious little snack . Lol - sky raisins - hilarious. Emma eats stink bugs, and then of course her breath smells of them. Nasty. 1 Quote Link to comment
Big Red 40 Posted February 28, 2018 Author Share Posted February 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, Dilly Dilly said: I tried having mine sleep with me I couldn’t do it . One liked to sleep with his butt right in my face, the other one spazzed out and launched off the bed every time I moved . Not cool . Lol 2 Quote Link to comment
Scarlet Overkill Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Big Red 40 said: I tried having mine sleep with me I couldn’t do it . One liked to sleep with his butt right in my face, the other one spazzed out and launched off the bed every time I moved . Not cool . Lol When we had our first two cats, they slept with us. One night, my husband said he had enough, and they weren't going to sleep with us anymore. He banished them, and closed the door. They sat outside our bedroom door, wailing non-stop and using their paws to rattle the door. That lasted like 15 minutes and then he opened the door. LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment
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