NUance Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I am a Wizard of Osborne. All bow in humble respect to me. And I WIN muthufuquahhhs!! Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Bum.....bum.....BUMP! Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 GM_Tood's backside: You going to rank it or just stare at it? I give it a 2. It's the best Hello Kitty back tattoo I've ever seen on a guy. 7/10. Hello Kitty needs to be ran over...obviously stealing other talents' materials... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0 Quote Link to comment
Foppa Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I think you should lose 19 million times just for posting that d-bag. Quote Link to comment
GM_Tood Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 My Wookie Jesus must have been too powerful for this thread? Quote Link to comment
T_O_Bull Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I have twin Wookies... Gnaarylll and Zeetchex. Quote Link to comment
GM_Tood Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests...and I win this thread. Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests...and I win this thread. NERRRRRRDDDDDSSSSS!!!! i win.... Hehe!!! Quote Link to comment
MLB 51 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 The Chewbacca defense is out dated. Quote Link to comment
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