husker rob Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 i am back in iraq and it sucks as much now as it did before i left. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 i am back in iraq and it sucks as much now as it did before i left. Glad you had a safe trip back bro, maybe I can get a business trip to anaconda and run into ya. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 glad to hear you've made it back safely rob! Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Nice joke Rob....... Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 i am back in iraq and it sucks as much now as it did before i left. Glad you had a safe trip back bro, maybe I can get a business trip to anaconda and run into ya. that would be cool if you could, just dont travel down the roads if you dont have to. i will see you again hopefully during the ISU home weekend. Remeber BRI is buying the beer and the tickets to the game. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I'm lost. In recent days, Nicole has dropped a heavy book on her foot and fell down the stairs. She is getting ready to fly for the first time and we are trying to give her advice on how to survive the trip. Please do not carry any books while going up or down any stairs Nicole. Oh ok. Gotcha. I just thought you had a bad experience involving a couple of Mexican hookers. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I'm lost. In recent days, Nicole has dropped a heavy book on her foot and fell down the stairs. She is getting ready to fly for the first time and we are trying to give her advice on how to survive the trip. Please do not carry any books while going up or down any stairs Nicole. Oh ok. Gotcha. I just thought you had a bad experience involving a couple of Mexican hookers. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 now thats funny Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 My perverted mind gets the best of me sometimes.....so I just needed a little clarification. Quote Link to comment
Nicole Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 HAHA nice! i finally get to leave for texas tomorrow! Quote Link to comment
diehard Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 HAHA nice! i finally get to leave for texas tomorrow! I guess this would be a bad time to tell you about my nightmare flight to Texas. THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY ALCOHOL ON THE FLIGHT!!!! I still have nightmares about it. I hope nobody ever has to go through that. I feel better now. Thanks for listening. Its time to start the healing process. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 no alcohol on the plane to texas????????? oh the humanity it has to be a communist plot Quote Link to comment
diehard Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I will never fly Delta again... It was horrible! I had to drink water. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 contact ar, he may be able to get you some sort of compensation. Quote Link to comment
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