BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 But you can turn a housewife into a ho. (at least your personal one) You obviously have never been married... well somebody turned my ex-wife into a HO I thought that she was born that way??? Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 But you can turn a housewife into a ho. (at least your personal one) You obviously have never been married... well somebody turned my ex-wife into a HO I thought that she was born that way??? she may have been born that way but i didnt find out until it was to late Quote Link to comment
General Blackshirt Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them. i would like to have a race car bed, but my 3 year old would take it from me Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Race car beds and ex wife ho's, there should be a connection. Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them. Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 Sometimes people call me a loser for still sleeping in a racecar bed. And then I pretend to drive over them. While screaming "VROOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOM VROOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THUMP VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 "Your bed is a car..." "Yeah, but it's a f&%king sweet car!" Quote Link to comment
Necava Husker Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Race car beds and ex wife ho's, there should be a connection. Both are available to hop in the sack and take for a spin. Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience." Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm so freaking good at this game. You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!" Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 good at what? talking to yourself? make sure to wear your helmet when you go outside Quote Link to comment
huskernation20 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 good at what? talking to yourself? make sure to wear your helmet when you go outside Quote Link to comment
Necava Husker Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Sometimes I start doing something but then I don’t fini Quote Link to comment
BIGREDIOWAN Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Sometimes when I get really nervous I have sex with Drownings sister!!!! Quote Link to comment
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